9:06:18 PM Jill: ugh no update on the package lost in rochester AND my printer is currently busted so i can’t reprint my fucking application
9:06:26 PM Me: kinkos that shit
9:06:28 PM Jill: things are not going well tonight
9:11:40 PM Jill: also i’m out of TP
9:11:41 PM Jill: lol
9:11:46 PM Jill: fucking a man
9:12:05 PM Me: LOL
9:12:08 PM Me: worst day Evar
9:12:40 PM Jill: anyway i need to put on some pants so i can go rectify that last situation.
9:12:46 PM Jill: cya
9:13:05 PM Me: bye!
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a sad story.
10:31:39 AM Enrique: can i tell you a sad story?
10:31:42 AM Me: sure
10:31:47 AM Me: make me weep
10:31:48 AM Enrique: ok so last night i got cooked for
10:31:52 AM Enrique: not sad so far
10:31:54 AM Me: ok
10:31:54 AM Me: lol
10:31:56 AM Me: happy
10:32:01 AM Enrique: hella good chicken and mac n cheese
10:32:04 AM Enrique: happy still
10:32:09 AM Enrique: at like 4 pieces of chicken
10:32:14 AM Enrique: and like a pound of mac n cheese
10:32:17 AM Enrique: SO HAPPY STILL
10:32:21 AM Enrique: drank like a bottle of wine
10:32:24 AM Enrique: WOW HAPPINESS
10:32:29 AM Enrique: this morning
10:32:36 AM Enrique: go to take shit Continue reading a sad story.