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Monthly Archives: January 2012
max trolling!
1:55:08 PM Enrique: dude
1:55:38 PM Enrique: this down kid
1:55:39 PM Enrique: comes in
1:55:55 PM Enrique: sits by my desk
1:56:02 PM Enrique: goes… it smells good in here
1:56:07 PM Enrique: i sniff
1:56:10 PM Enrique: this kid farted
1:56:38 PM Me: LOL!
1:56:45 PM Enrique: then he is cracking the fuck up
1:56:47 PM Me: u just got trolled
1:56:49 PM Me: so hard
1:56:49 PM Enrique: and goes
1:56:53 PM Enrique: im keeping you warm
1:56:58 PM Enrique: down kid
1:57:00 PM Me: oh shit!
1:57:01 PM Enrique: trolling me
1:57:12 PM Me: problem bro!?
1:59:03 PM Enrique: wow
1:59:07 PM Enrique: it was just
1:59:08 PM Enrique: i dunno
don’t use my shit
2:56:05 PM TwentyTwo: i dunno if people do this to you
2:56:08 PM TwentyTwo: but theres at guy at my work
2:56:13 PM TwentyTwo: who always reachs for my mouse
2:56:30 PM TwentyTwo: like hes talking about something and they just reaches over and starts trying to use my mouse
2:57:25 PM TwentyTwo: the got’cha about the whole thing is that i have multiple desktops at my desk, so he always reachs for the wrong one, i’m so fed up with it now, i just let him TRY and use the mouse he reachs for, now he’s always like why doesn’t ur mouse work
2:58:12 PM TwentyTwo: i wanna say because ur arm is over my cock and my mouse gets jealous so it stops working
jerk!
4:37:02 PM Me: here listen tot this shit
4:37:05 PM TwentyTwo: bbr
4:37:06 PM Me: it’s sad
4:37:06 PM TwentyTwo: brb
4:37:07 PM TwentyTwo: sorry
4:37:09 PM Me: oh i see how it is
4:37:09 PM TwentyTwo: 10mins
4:37:10 PM Me: Fuck u
4:37:13 PM Me: ill be here while u shit
4:37:15 PM Me: don’t worry about me
4:37:23 PM Me: i hope it’s coarse
4:42:44 PM TwentyTwo: that’s so mean
4:42:56 PM TwentyTwo: feels like i’m laying pinecones
4:44:04 PM Me: LOL
4:44:21 PM Me: shitting screws and glass
4:44:23 PM Me: fucking hat ethat
4:44:41 PM TwentyTwo: hella mad at anus its not producing smooth craps
Changed status to Away: Idle since 4:49 PM (GMT-8) (4:49:44 PM)
actually, he’s a good man.
Names have been altered for anonymity
1:55:10 PM Croissant: Bob, Derpina, and Herpington
1:55:32 PM Me: Herpington is Derpina’s shitty bf?
1:55:50 PM Croissant: he ain’t shitty
1:55:54 PM Croissant: is that what we said
1:56:01 PM Me: i’m pretty sure she and you said that
1:56:05 PM Me: i could be making that up
1:56:07 PM Croissant: lol
1:56:10 PM Croissant: they are great now
1:56:16 PM Me: lol ok then
1:56:17 PM Croissant: he is one of the nicest dudes i know
1:56:37 PM Croissant: she can be hard on him
1:56:42 PM Croissant: she went out of town for a week
1:56:52 PM Croissant: and came back and he had trimmed his pubes
1:56:59 PM Croissant: so she thought he was seeing other chicks
1:57:03 PM Croissant: stupid shit like that
1:57:07 PM Croissant: anyway, TMI?
first world problem w/ google plus
1:19:47 PM Jill: i took a pic on my phone
1:19:54 PM Jill: it auto uploaded to google+
1:20:01 PM Jill: wtf
1:20:04 PM Jill: so i go into g+
1:20:08 PM Jill: and it’s not public
1:20:19 PM Jill: just goes into a mobile pics album that’s not shared
1:20:26 PM Jill: but apparently there is an option
1:20:39 PM Jill: to auto upload all pics on my phone to that album, which i can choose to make public
1:20:46 PM Jill: um. i have a pic of a foot long DD on my phone
1:20:59 PM Jill: i simply cannot have that posted on the internet under my name
crazy black preacher talk
11:44:30 PM Me: LOL
11:44:31 PM Me: oh god
11:44:56 PM MissBigPurple: let the hand of the devil strike you down
11:45:17 PM MissBigPurple: sometimes
11:45:28 PM MissBigPurple: i wish i could talk like a crazy black preache r in my everyday life
11:45:54 PM Me: start with “The Rent is TOO DAMN HIGH”
11:45:56 PM MissBigPurple: emphasize words like devil and god, and just put the fear in people
GTL
10:24:36 PM MissBigPurple: I FEEL LIKE FIST PUMPING
got 99 problems… yeah.
9:26:04 AM Enrique: first world problem
9:26:26 AM Enrique: got device that stores coffee at hot temp for 4 hours
9:26:45 AM Enrique: coffee is too hot to drink for 4 ours
9:28:26 AM Me: LOL
9:28:51 AM Enrique: also i just leaned forward to fart and i almost shit my pants
9:29:14 AM Me: LOLOL
9:29:18 AM Me: loling @ work
9:29:20 AM Me: about ur shitty ass
9:29:24 AM Enrique: welcome back!
9:29:30 AM Enrique: yea i need to poop now
9:29:30 AM Enrique: brb
9:29:42 AM Me: clean urself up