10:49:43 AM Jill: let me tell you about this issue i just had
10:49:53 AM Jill: it was the biggest dilemma, possibly of my whole week
10:50:14 AM Jill: there were donuts in the main office. and i couldn’t decide between double chocolate with rainbow sprinkles, or chocolate old fashioned
Monthly Archives: September 2012
shit got real
9:54:19 AM Me: MissBigPurple just said the best 1 liner Ever
9:54:24 AM Me: normally that’s your job… but today…
9:54:43 AM Me: i showed her the new myspace
9:54:43 AM Skrimps: lol
9:54:45 AM Me:
9:52:04 AM MissBigPurple: i cannot believe there i a new myspace!
9:52:06 AM MissBigPurple: lol
9:52:10 AM MissBigPurple: give it up people
9:52:41 AM MissBigPurple: how many times do we have to re-create batman until we realize its just a dude in spandex with a cape
9:53:13 AM Me: LOL!!!
9:54:58 AM Skrimps: DAMN
9:55:02 AM Skrimps: lol
9:55:10 AM Skrimps: dont hate on Batman
9:55:24 AM Skrimps: Christian Bale IS NOT just another dude in a cape
9:55:32 AM Skrimps: He is Christian Bale as Batman
9:55:44 AM Me: LOL!
we got a comedian here!
9:52:04 AM MissBigPurple: i cannot believe there i a new myspace!
9:52:06 AM MissBigPurple: lol
9:52:10 AM MissBigPurple: give it up people
9:52:41 AM MissBigPurple: how many times do we have to re-create batman until we realize its just a dude in spandex with a cape
9:53:13 AM Me: LOL!!!
Tom Pubey and the Heartbreakers
11:02:40 AM Croissant: SHOW UP NO UNDERWEAR
11:02:44 AM Me: FREE BALLING
11:02:47 AM Me: like tom petty
11:02:54 AM Croissant: not like tom petty
11:03:13 AM Croissant: thinking of tom petty’s balls just made me barf a little
11:03:17 AM Me: LOL what no
11:03:18 AM Me: i mean like
11:03:20 AM Croissant: i bet they have cheekbones
11:03:22 AM Me: “Freee falllinnnn”
11:03:33 AM Me: LOL
11:03:35 AM Croissant: and straight blond pubes
the juice is loose!
2:41:20 PM Me: btw I think drinking coffee with Teef is like the happiest thing ive done all year. it’s so awesome she’s on the sauce!!
2:41:45 PM Skrimps: LOL
2:41:58 PM Skrimps: She called me physically and left me voicemail this morning
2:42:03 PM Skrimps: because she was looking for coffee
2:42:06 PM Me: LOL!
2:42:10 PM Skrimps: like cant text, this is too important
2:42:13 PM Me: LOL
2:42:15 PM Skrimps: where is the coffee!!!!!!!!!
2:42:17 PM Skrimps: lol
man rule #324
1:45:01 PM TwentyTwo: dood
1:45:02 PM Me: LoL
1:45:04 PM Me: yeah
1:45:09 PM TwentyTwo: i heard that like areosmith or matelica
1:45:20 PM TwentyTwo: used to fuck burrito before going home to wifes
1:45:32 PM TwentyTwo: so they wouldn’t smell like groopie pussy
1:45:40 PM Me: WTF
1:45:42 PM Me: LOL!
1:45:42 PM TwentyTwo: yes
1:45:58 PM TwentyTwo: taco bell bean burritos
1:46:09 PM TwentyTwo: i guess that removes pussy smell, fyi
1:46:11 PM Me: that is so specific!
1:46:18 PM Me: What abou tthe red sauce
1:46:18 PM TwentyTwo: man rule #324
i ain’t even mad
2:55:45 PM MissBigPurple: Bee sting to the dome. 2 skinned knees. Multiple bruises on my thighs. A welt on my arm that I still have NO idea how I got. A bump on the back of my head i discovered last night that i remember is from one of the chairs at the spot. AND today I discovered a fucking pimple in my ear that hurts so bad I shouted out when I put my headphones in. Lol. Im not even mad about it. Just hella funny