yep, that’s definitely assault

2:31:03 PM Enrique: man…
2:31:11 PM Enrique: i just wanna hit someone with a baseball bat
2:31:15 PM Enrique: like super hard
2:31:19 PM Enrique: and then point at them
2:31:22 PM Enrique: for like 5min
2:31:25 PM Enrique: without saying a word
2:31:33 PM Enrique: while they bleed and cry and ask why i hit them
2:31:57 PM Enrique: then at the end i say… YOURWEBSITESUXBRO
2:32:11 PM Me : that’s assault
2:32:17 PM Enrique: it is
2:32:21 PM Enrique: i hope this chat is encrypted
2:32:22 PM Enrique: lol
2:32:31 PM Me : hahahah
2:32:34 PM Enrique: plain text