2:23:37 PM Skrimps: who doesnt love gold glitter all over the place?
2:24:25 PM Me: yeah that’s no joke
2:24:36 PM Me: that wang left glidder everywhere !!
2:24:42 PM Me: oh jesus christ
2:24:48 PM Skrimps: LOLOLOLOL
2:25:10 PM Me: well that was the worst… Ever.
2:25:17 PM Skrimps: Are you associating with trannies now
2:25:19 PM Me: img onna quote blog it against myself lol
2:25:21 PM Skrimps: Glitter wangs
2:25:25 PM Me: LOL
2:25:26 PM Me: not even glitter
2:25:28 PM Me: GLIDDER
2:25:31 PM Skrimps: lol’
2:25:40 PM Skrimps: ‘I was trying to be nice
2:25:43 PM Skrimps: and let that one slide
Monthly Archives: October 2012
nice doesn’t get you a seat @ the table
it was a pretty big corndog
giftcards
11:13:55 AM Croissant: i still would like to buy your meal
11:13:58 AM Croissant: for your birthday
11:14:00 AM Croissant: what what
11:14:01 AM Me: LoL what!
11:14:15 AM Me: free food@ celias?
11:14:16 AM Me: IM DOWN
11:14:17 AM Me: lol
11:14:20 AM Croissant: well
11:14:24 AM Croissant: free, like bday present
11:14:30 AM Croissant: i really wanted to get you a gift card
11:14:37 AM Me: u shouldn’t get me anything lol
11:14:49 AM Croissant: b/c i would love to see what celia’s offers as a gift card/cert
11:14:58 AM Croissant: it is like a post it note
11:15:01 AM Croissant: smeared with beans
11:15:03 AM Croissant: $25
i know that feel.
totally the same
so deep… like a CD slot.
2:56:03 PM Enrique: i cant concentrate on funny
2:56:06 PM Me: funny?!
2:56:10 PM Enrique: im too busy dealing with absolute retards
2:56:17 PM Me: damn
2:56:19 PM Enrique: dude
2:56:26 PM Enrique: i just fished an SD card out of a cd rom drive
2:56:29 PM Enrique: what the fuck
2:56:39 PM Enrique: when would that ever make sense even to a stupid person?
2:56:40 PM Enrique: i mean…
2:56:41 PM Enrique: on imacs
2:56:45 PM Enrique: there is the cd rom drive
2:56:48 PM Enrique: and the sd card slot
2:57:00 PM Enrique: why woud you elect to put the card in the cdrom when the sd card is right htere starting you down?
2:57:08 PM Me: to be unique!
2:57:10 PM Enrique: and further more
2:57:14 PM Enrique: why would you push it in?
2:57:16 PM Enrique: i mean
2:57:26 PM Enrique: it really sounds like we are talking about vagina vs the butt
2:57:32 PM Enrique: except penis fits in both
2:57:36 PM Enrique: sd cards dont
2:59:32 PM Me: Lol i guess in that situation… when they stick it in the wrong hole it’s your ass who’s getting fucked
2:59:43 PM Enrique: damn…
2:59:45 PM Enrique: thats profound
wallets to rapes
3:30:55 PM Me: Thoughts on tri-fold wallets:
3:30:56 PM Me: GO
3:34:07 PM Enrique: hell no
3:34:14 PM Enrique: fuck anything extra about a wallet
3:35:06 PM Enrique: smoke
3:35:10 PM Enrique: smoke my peace pipe
3:35:13 PM Enrique: smoke it
3:35:54 PM Me: did u just try and force peace on me?
3:36:31 PM Enrique: yes
3:36:38 PM Enrique: the alternative to that would be
3:36:44 PM Enrique: did you just try to force dick sucking
3:36:48 PM Enrique: and that answer would have been no
3:39:54 PM Me: Totally different.
3:39:59 PM Me: so glad it was about peace
3:40:04 PM Enrique: same
3:40:32 PM Me: So yeah, trifold wallets are bullshit.
3:40:34 PM Me: lol
3:40:39 PM Enrique: pshh yea
what’s up sweet thang
11:19:58 AM Enrique: o nice
11:19:58 AM Enrique: go to check my email
11:19:58 AM Enrique: someone has created me an ok-cupid account
11:19:58 AM Enrique: called swallo-o-matic
11:19:58 AM Enrique: and i have about 50 fuckin retards emailing me asking for a date
11:19:58 AM Enrique: cuz i got signed up as a chick
11:19:58 AM Enrique: how the fuck
11:19:58 AM Enrique: ….
11:19:58 AM Enrique: doesn’t that service verify emails?
11:21:49 AM Me: LOL
11:21:51 AM Me: LOL