hot steamy apple news

11:07:36 AM Enrique: apple unveils new operating system
11:07:44 AM Enrique: investors everywhere shit their pants
11:08:04 AM Enrique: all daytraders invest in depends for apple entusiasts
11:08:18 AM Me: LOL
11:08:22 AM Me: shit’s hilarious
11:08:32 AM Enrique: no… shits not hilarious
11:08:35 AM Enrique: i mean that is…
11:08:36 AM Enrique: but damn
11:08:44 AM Enrique: i took a lightning dumb this morning
11:09:01 AM Enrique: and i got like… heavy heavy resonation througout the bowl
11:09:07 AM Enrique: luckly nothing on my ass directlyu
11:09:18 AM Enrique: but i did some seroius damage
11:09:25 AM Enrique: and like… flushing wasn’t fixing it
11:09:29 AM Enrique: so i basically had to leave it as is
11:09:47 AM Me: wtf
11:09:51 AM Me: how did we change gears here
11:09:52 AM Me: lol
11:10:03 AM Enrique: you said shits hilarious
11:10:06 AM Enrique: i said shits not hilarious
11:10:08 AM Enrique: its serious