butter cake from cpk

3:16:23 PM Croissant: so this butter cake
3:17:29 PM Me: coffee + milk
3:17:31 PM Me: the double
3:18:04 PM Croissant: looks so unassuming
3:18:10 PM Croissant: but it is warm
3:18:19 PM Croissant: and the perfect flavor
3:18:29 PM Croissant: perfect level of sweetness
3:18:41 PM Croissant: with haughghghgan daaz ice cream
3:18:46 PM Croissant: warm in the middle
3:19:01 PM Me: LOL
3:19:14 PM Me: TO THE QUOTE BLOG!
3:19:20 PM Croissant: 1388 calories

i don’t even have words

3:24:20 PM TwentyTwo: i returned to my desk to see this IM from Carlos
3:24:23 PM TwentyTwo:

[13:26:25 PM] Carlos: poppin
[13:26:28 PM] Carlos: foolio
[14:28:05 PM] Carlos: sometimes, when everybody is asleep, I cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I’m a slug

3:24:37 PM Me: LOL
3:24:39 PM Me: What the FUCK
3:24:44 PM TwentyTwo: yes
3:24:46 PM TwentyTwo: lmfao
3:25:01 PM Me: That’s so fucked up
3:25:02 PM Me: lolol
3:25:12 PM TwentyTwo: when everybody is asleep too
3:25:15 PM TwentyTwo: LoL