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secret hate… or ultimate dimming

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10:50:59 AM Enrique: dude
10:51:06 AM Enrique: sims dad is subbing in the library
10:51:08 AM Enrique: for the rest of the week
10:51:09 AM Enrique: that fool
10:51:14 AM Enrique: will not stop calling me Me
10:51:23 AM Enrique: and for ever
10:51:28 AM Enrique: he has always called me Me
10:51:52 AM Enrique: and i think he has a secret hatred for me since he thinks i gave sim the boot

….

10:52:51 AM Me: i dont know
10:53:04 AM Me: maybe he’s simming you
10:53:08 AM Me: daddy sim
10:53:09 AM Me: dimming
10:53:17 AM Enrique: daaaayum
10:53:22 AM Enrique: dimming like dimming the lights
10:53:25 AM Enrique: shits deep

don’t judge me

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11:03:58 AM Enrique: o fuck i just farted hella nasty
11:04:05 AM Enrique: and some teaRadNerd chick came running into the room
11:04:10 AM Enrique: to check the status of the install im doing
11:04:12 AM Enrique: and just right in it
11:04:13 AM Enrique: holy shit
11:04:30 AM Enrique: im suprised she didn’t vomit
11:05:41 AM Me: You are a bad person
11:05:46 AM Enrique: man its like
11:05:49 AM Enrique: im in here all alone
11:05:53 AM Enrique: then there is someone next to me
11:06:00 AM Enrique: like… just shout for a status
11:06:04 AM Enrique: you dont have to come to my area
11:07:21 AM Me: it’s her fault.
11:07:24 AM Me: she did it to herself.
11:07:31 AM Enrique: no, i know
11:07:34 AM Enrique: you see what im saying?
11:07:37 AM Enrique: im not a bad person
11:07:39 AM Enrique: im just gassy
11:07:41 AM Enrique: fuck
11:09:59 AM Me: LOL dude i was joking
11:10:01 AM Me: you are a good person

so deep… like a CD slot.

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2:56:03 PM Enrique: i cant concentrate on funny
2:56:06 PM Me: funny?!
2:56:10 PM Enrique: im too busy dealing with absolute retards
2:56:17 PM Me: damn
2:56:19 PM Enrique: dude
2:56:26 PM Enrique: i just fished an SD card out of a cd rom drive
2:56:29 PM Enrique: what the fuck
2:56:39 PM Enrique: when would that ever make sense even to a stupid person?
2:56:40 PM Enrique: i mean…
2:56:41 PM Enrique: on imacs
2:56:45 PM Enrique: there is the cd rom drive
2:56:48 PM Enrique: and the sd card slot
2:57:00 PM Enrique: why woud you elect to put the card in the cdrom when the sd card is right htere starting you down?
2:57:08 PM Me: to be unique!
2:57:10 PM Enrique: and further more
2:57:14 PM Enrique: why would you push it in?
2:57:16 PM Enrique: i mean
2:57:26 PM Enrique: it really sounds like we are talking about vagina vs the butt
2:57:32 PM Enrique: except penis fits in both
2:57:36 PM Enrique: sd cards dont
2:59:32 PM Me: Lol i guess in that situation… when they stick it in the wrong hole it’s your ass who’s getting fucked
2:59:43 PM Enrique: damn…
2:59:45 PM Enrique: thats profound

wallets to rapes

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3:30:55 PM Me: Thoughts on tri-fold wallets:
3:30:56 PM Me: GO
3:34:07 PM Enrique: hell no
3:34:14 PM Enrique: fuck anything extra about a wallet
3:35:06 PM Enrique: smoke
3:35:10 PM Enrique: smoke my peace pipe
3:35:13 PM Enrique: smoke it
3:35:54 PM Me: did u just try and force peace on me?
3:36:31 PM Enrique: yes
3:36:38 PM Enrique: the alternative to that would be
3:36:44 PM Enrique: did you just try to force dick sucking
3:36:48 PM Enrique: and that answer would have been no
3:39:54 PM Me: Totally different.
3:39:59 PM Me: so glad it was about peace
3:40:04 PM Enrique: same
3:40:32 PM Me: So yeah, trifold wallets are bullshit.
3:40:34 PM Me: lol
3:40:39 PM Enrique: pshh yea

what’s up sweet thang

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11:19:58 AM Enrique: o nice
11:19:58 AM Enrique: go to check my email
11:19:58 AM Enrique: someone has created me an ok-cupid account
11:19:58 AM Enrique: called swallo-o-matic
11:19:58 AM Enrique: and i have about 50 fuckin retards emailing me asking for a date
11:19:58 AM Enrique: cuz i got signed up as a chick
11:19:58 AM Enrique: how the fuck
11:19:58 AM Enrique: ….
11:19:58 AM Enrique: doesn’t that service verify emails?
11:21:49 AM Me: LOL
11:21:51 AM Me: LOL

hard in the paint

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12:02:52 PM Enrique: fucking hoooty oooty candy oooty
12:03:42 PM Enrique: ruinin my mojo right now
12:03:51 PM Enrique: i seen her creepin
12:03:58 PM Enrique: i got these 2 windows to the outside world
12:04:11 PM Enrique: i seen her poking her shadowy head in the corners
12:04:17 PM Enrique: then she loops around
12:04:22 PM Enrique: fucking knocking on my door
12:04:26 PM Enrique: blinds are closed bitch
12:04:31 PM Enrique: that means i dont wanna talk to you
12:04:51 PM Enrique: oh? you step back to 160 degrees so you can see me through the small crack in the blinds?
12:04:54 PM Enrique: well fuck you further
12:05:00 PM Enrique: i hate your guts crazy indian lady
12:05:33 PM Me: LOL
12:05:37 PM Enrique: and now i threw away your old ass computer
12:05:41 PM Enrique: WHAT?!
12:05:44 PM Enrique: /flex

yep, that’s definitely assault

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2:31:03 PM Enrique: man…
2:31:11 PM Enrique: i just wanna hit someone with a baseball bat
2:31:15 PM Enrique: like super hard
2:31:19 PM Enrique: and then point at them
2:31:22 PM Enrique: for like 5min
2:31:25 PM Enrique: without saying a word
2:31:33 PM Enrique: while they bleed and cry and ask why i hit them
2:31:57 PM Enrique: then at the end i say… YOURWEBSITESUXBRO
2:32:11 PM Me : that’s assault
2:32:17 PM Enrique: it is
2:32:21 PM Enrique: i hope this chat is encrypted
2:32:22 PM Enrique: lol
2:32:31 PM Me : hahahah
2:32:34 PM Enrique: plain text