2:49:25 PM Enrique: tahts why i had to link u
2:49:31 PM Enrique: errrbody knows
2:49:37 PM Enrique: errbody feels
2:49:38 PM Enrique: shiiiiii
Monthly Archives: April 2011
zombies
tigs
3:22:14 PM MissBigPurple: but you need to be warned. when you come to get me for dinner. i am in my usual cripple outfit
3:22:21 PM MissBigPurple: beater, sweats and hoodie
3:22:25 PM MissBigPurple: please dont be embarrased
3:22:31 PM MissBigPurple: my tits are large and in charge
this is Not funny
10:26:38 AM Enrique: dude
10:26:40 AM Enrique: this is funny
10:26:57 AM Enrique: this famous chemical engineer was interviewed
10:27:01 AM Enrique: after he retired
10:27:04 AM Enrique: and they axed him
10:27:18 AM Enrique: what do you do now that you’re retired?
10:27:43 AM Me: ?
10:28:26 AM Enrique: he goes
10:28:48 AM Me: slowest….
10:28:49 AM Me: story…
10:28:50 AM Me: ever
10:28:54 AM Enrique: well… im fortunate to have a chemical engineering background Continue reading this is Not funny
schadenfreude
caramel fraps
9:55:07 AM Teef: Lol. I want coffee
9:55:16 AM Teef: Rather a frap
9:55:22 AM Teef: Not coffee
9:55:26 AM Teef: But frp
9:55:27 AM Me: frap has coffee right?
9:55:36 AM Teef: From Starbucks
9:55:55 AM Me: fraps have shots of espresso right?
9:55:57 AM Me: like 1 or 2
9:56:00 AM Teef: I get caramel craps.
9:56:02 AM Teef: Lol
9:56:07 AM Teef: FRAPS
9:56:15 AM Teef: Auto correct
oh, that explains it
9:53:05 AM Jill: on an unrelated topic i think i have allergies
9:53:15 AM Me: me too
9:53:21 AM Me: i think im allergic to baby coconut jwater
9:54:31 AM Jill: lol that exists?
9:54:51 AM Me: the allergy?
9:55:07 AM Jill: no baby cocounut water
9:55:30 AM Me: Oh
9:55:30 AM Me: yeah
9:55:35 AM Me: it’s very good for u
9:55:53 AM Jill: lol that might explain why ive never heard of it
9:55:54 AM Jill: lol
9:56:01 AM Me: LOL
support
no penguins
3:38:13 PM Enrique: so i start to tell Jill this penguin joke
3:38:19 PM Enrique: before i could even type the second line
3:38:28 PM Enrique: she wants to know where the truck of penguins was
3:39:00 PM Enrique: immediatly dissapointed i was telling her a joke
3:39:04 PM Enrique: once i typed the second line
3:39:05 PM Enrique: lol
a serious update
2:13:52 PM Skrimps: Hows Friday for movie night?
2:14:45 PM Me: that could work
2:15:16 PM Skrimps: Sorry my fucking laptop just devoured itself for an update
2:15:27 PM Me: LoL
2:15:28 PM Me: wow
2:15:31 PM Me: that’s a serious update!
2:15:35 PM Skrimps: Whoa, rebooted itself not devoured
2:15:50 PM Skrimps: Fucking auto correct!
2:15:58 PM Skrimps: Thats a good one
2:16:03 PM Me: LOL