2:05:46 PM Me: look @ the second quote
2:06:24 PM Me: actually
2:06:27 PM Me: look @ the 3rd one too
2:06:27 PM Me: LOL
2:07:54 PM Me: actually
2:07:57 PM Me: just read all of Enrique‘s
2:08:00 PM Me: they are all shit related
2:08:02 PM Me: and filthy
2:08:07 PM Me: so basically you will love them
2:08:14 PM Teef: I did and I do
2:08:23 PM Teef: Poo is my cup of tea
Tag Archives: poop
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11:09:15 AM Enrique: my nuts just retreated into my body
11:09:19 AM Me: LOL
11:09:23 AM Me: sorry
11:09:35 AM Enrique: also i tried to fart and some poop escaped onto the staging area
11:09:41 AM Me: LOL
11:09:42 AM Me: fuck
11:09:44 AM Me: im actualyl LOLing
11:09:46 AM Enrique: brb emergency evac
“a cup of discomfort”
12:58:01 PM Me : u can order a “dirty chai”
12:58:05 PM Croissant: o
12:58:06 PM Me : and that has a shot of espesso in it
12:58:08 PM Me : espresso
12:58:12 PM Croissant: damn
12:58:21 PM Croissant: chai tea already makes me sweat
12:58:29 PM Croissant: mind as well be on the pot at the same time
12:58:39 PM Croissant: “i would like a cup of discomfort”
jerk!
4:37:02 PM Me: here listen tot this shit
4:37:05 PM TwentyTwo: bbr
4:37:06 PM Me: it’s sad
4:37:06 PM TwentyTwo: brb
4:37:07 PM TwentyTwo: sorry
4:37:09 PM Me: oh i see how it is
4:37:09 PM TwentyTwo: 10mins
4:37:10 PM Me: Fuck u
4:37:13 PM Me: ill be here while u shit
4:37:15 PM Me: don’t worry about me
4:37:23 PM Me: i hope it’s coarse
4:42:44 PM TwentyTwo: that’s so mean
4:42:56 PM TwentyTwo: feels like i’m laying pinecones
4:44:04 PM Me: LOL
4:44:21 PM Me: shitting screws and glass
4:44:23 PM Me: fucking hat ethat
4:44:41 PM TwentyTwo: hella mad at anus its not producing smooth craps
Changed status to Away: Idle since 4:49 PM (GMT-8) (4:49:44 PM)
got 99 problems… yeah.
9:26:04 AM Enrique: first world problem
9:26:26 AM Enrique: got device that stores coffee at hot temp for 4 hours
9:26:45 AM Enrique: coffee is too hot to drink for 4 ours
9:28:26 AM Me: LOL
9:28:51 AM Enrique: also i just leaned forward to fart and i almost shit my pants
9:29:14 AM Me: LOLOL
9:29:18 AM Me: loling @ work
9:29:20 AM Me: about ur shitty ass
9:29:24 AM Enrique: welcome back!
9:29:30 AM Enrique: yea i need to poop now
9:29:30 AM Enrique: brb
9:29:42 AM Me: clean urself up
a shitty situation
1:26:47 PM Jill: omg
1:26:48 PM Jill: omg
1:26:49 PM Jill: omfg
1:26:55 PM Jill: the worst thing ever just happened to me
1:26:58 PM Jill: i was in the bathroom
1:27:00 PM Me: LOL
1:27:02 PM Me: this is going to be good
1:27:04 PM Me: yes
1:27:04 PM Jill: no
1:27:09 PM Jill: i was in the bathroom
1:27:11 PM Jill: just peeing
1:27:12 PM Jill: THANK GOD
1:27:17 PM Jill: flushed the toilet
1:27:23 PM Jill: with my foot mind you – so i was completely standing up
1:27:32 PM Jill: the toilet SPRAYED WATER IN MY FACE
1:27:34 PM Jill: like from the bowl
1:27:38 PM Jill: toilet water in my face
1:27:46 PM Jill: i washed my face in the sink with hand soap
1:27:48 PM Jill: came to lab
1:27:51 PM Jill: asked for purell
1:27:54 PM Jill: no one has any
1:28:02 PM Me: LOL!!!
1:28:03 PM Jill: so they got alcohol wipes out of the first aid kit
1:28:12 PM Jill: i used that all over my face
1:28:15 PM Jill: and sunglasses
1:28:16 PM Jill: then realized
1:28:22 PM Jill: i stink of alcohol
1:28:27 PM Jill: so then washed my face again
1:28:48 PM Jill: and am now back in my office trying to forget the horror that just occurred
1:29:50 PM Me: so pretty much, you most likely have someone else’s feces on your face?
1:29:58 PM Me: or maybe just a particle like lodged in a pore
1:30:04 PM Me: that is HEAVY STUFF
1:31:27 PM Jill: omg
1:31:30 PM Jill: please dont say that
1:31:48 PM Jill: i’m going with “the toilet was cleaned this morning and Continue reading a shitty situation
a convo on nerves
4:53:56 PM Me: the convo yesterday
4:53:58 PM Me: about poopin
4:53:59 PM Me: was hilarious
4:54:04 PM Croissant: wait
4:54:06 PM Croissant: tell me more
4:54:09 PM Me: OUR convo!
4:54:16 PM Croissant: what did we say
4:54:31 PM Croissant: and what was the coonen / craig ghost?
4:55:44 PM Me:
4:54:11 PM Croissant: i feel like i need to poop, so nervous
4:54:17 PM Croissant: did i just type that out loud
4:54:28 PM Me: LOL
4:54:32 PM Me: it happened
4:54:35 PM Me: it’s all good
4:54:37 PM Me: everybody poops
4:54:40 PM Croissant: not me
4:54:44 PM Croissant: no butthole
4:54:49 PM Me: just sweat it out
4:54:50 PM Me: LoL
4:54:54 PM Croissant: i am totally full of shit
4:55:52 PM Me: i so wanted to post that on my site
4:55:55 PM Me: lololol
4:56:00 PM Me: that almost killed me
4:56:18 PM Me: it’s just this totally confusing and convoluted code/paradigm of doing shit in our codebase
4:56:23 PM Me: (the carper/connen ref)
4:56:57 PM Croissant: oh, got it
4:56:59 PM Croissant: put it up!
4:57:05 PM Croissant: croissont has no shame in her game
i’m not hungry now.
3:16:04 PM TwentyTwo: brb gotaa shower i smell like warm poo and tuna fish
beef stew
2:05:33 PM Enrique: omfg on a side note
2:05:51 PM Enrique: my coworker just left and i may have just shit my pants cuz i farted so much
2:05:56 PM Me: LOL
2:05:59 PM Me: That’s SO sick
2:06:00 PM Enrique: i was holding that in for like 15min
2:06:07 PM Enrique: damn it felt great
2:06:11 PM Enrique: it smells AWEFUL
2:06:39 PM Enrique: but anyways
2:06:43 PM Enrique: what have you guys been doing?
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2:13:14 PM Enrique: jesus fucking christ. never ever get the beef stew from whole foods
2:13:19 PM Enrique: mother of god this is nasty
2:14:51 PM Me: that’s basically dog food
2:15:05 PM Enrique: i dunno if thats a good or bad thing
2:15:16 PM Enrique: rustys shits look nice to take
2:15:20 PM Enrique: wish i took those all the time
international
10:42:10 PM MissBigPurple: being italian is sick
10:42:34 PM MissBigPurple: espesh when you reign for sicilia
10:42:49 PM Me: yes
10:42:59 PM Me: lol
10:42:59 PM MissBigPurple: le poop
10:43:01 PM Me: thats all
10:43:01 PM Me: what
10:43:04 PM Me: le poop
10:43:16 PM MissBigPurple: i just got all french on your ass