lack of fucks

3:12:19 PM TwentyTwo: i’m groggy
3:12:20 PM Me: so just babblign
3:12:24 PM Me: groggy
3:12:33 PM Me: i got a site idea man
3:12:34 PM TwentyTwo: nyquil hangover
3:12:37 PM Me: oh fuck
3:12:38 PM Me: in the fog
3:12:48 PM TwentyTwo: no fucks givin today
3:12:54 PM Me: Hahahah
3:13:04 PM TwentyTwo: just got out of ameeting where they tried to put something on me
3:13:07 PM TwentyTwo: i’m like i don’t know what u mean
3:13:41 PM TwentyTwo: dood said fine i’ll just do it
3:13:57 PM TwentyTwo: looked at him with no fucks givin face
3:14:09 PM TwentyTwo: i prolly look high as shit today

pretentious sex

2:53:34 PM Croissant: my ears just got raped
2:53:38 PM Me: LOL What!
2:53:45 PM Croissant: mitch was like
2:53:49 PM Croissant: UH
2:53:50 PM Croissant: UH
2:53:55 PM Croissant: like humping noise
2:53:56 PM Me: LOL
2:53:58 PM Me: god no
2:54:04 PM Me: can u imagine his O face?
2:54:14 PM Me: it’s gotta be SO theatrical
2:54:17 PM Me: and ends with like a scarf
2:54:19 PM Me: he throws in the air
2:54:26 PM Me: then cleans himself
2:56:40 PM Croissant: silk scarf
2:56:48 PM Croissant: and then he makes himself some herbal tea
2:56:53 PM Croissant: and smokes a clove
2:57:03 PM Me: LOLOLOLOL
2:57:07 PM Croissant: i can hear that!
2:57:20 PM Me: That is the most pretentious sex ending EVER
2:57:21 PM Me: i love it
2:57:21 PM Croissant: while he relaxes on his papasan chair from pier one
2:57:31 PM Me: omg
2:57:33 PM Me: can u write a book?
2:57:35 PM Me: so i can read it
2:57:35 PM Croissant: you can see it
2:57:38 PM Croissant: ok
2:57:59 PM Croissant: by croissont
2:58:10 PM Me: LOL yes!!