10:31:39 AM Enrique: can i tell you a sad story?
10:31:42 AM Me: sure
10:31:47 AM Me: make me weep
10:31:48 AM Enrique: ok so last night i got cooked for
10:31:52 AM Enrique: not sad so far
10:31:54 AM Me: ok
10:31:54 AM Me: lol
10:31:56 AM Me: happy
10:32:01 AM Enrique: hella good chicken and mac n cheese
10:32:04 AM Enrique: happy still
10:32:09 AM Enrique: at like 4 pieces of chicken
10:32:14 AM Enrique: and like a pound of mac n cheese
10:32:17 AM Enrique: SO HAPPY STILL
10:32:21 AM Enrique: drank like a bottle of wine
10:32:24 AM Enrique: WOW HAPPINESS
10:32:29 AM Enrique: this morning
10:32:36 AM Enrique: go to take shit
10:32:39 AM Enrique: before coffee
10:32:41 AM Enrique: and like
10:32:47 AM Enrique: i have never taken a stranger shit
10:32:47 AM Me: oh no
10:32:50 AM Me: LOL
10:32:54 AM Enrique: like…
10:32:56 AM Enrique: dude..
10:33:00 AM Enrique: did you ever read a long time ago
10:33:04 AM Enrique: about the pringles incident
10:33:08 AM Me: Grease ur ass?
10:33:11 AM Enrique: where the dude is like.. omg i shit grease
10:33:12 AM Enrique: YES
10:33:13 AM Enrique: man
10:33:15 AM Enrique: it was wack
10:33:26 AM Me: fuck yeah http://links.zigzo.com/2006/12/10/pringles-will-grease-your-ass/
10:33:27 AM Me: shit is epic
10:33:33 AM Enrique: o man
10:33:38 AM Enrique: that happened to me this morning
10:33:42 AM Enrique: like i was wiping
10:33:46 AM Enrique: and i didn’t understand
10:33:51 AM Enrique: why nothing was getting cleaned up
10:34:00 AM Enrique: i actually waddled out of the bathroom this morning
10:34:04 AM Enrique: pants at my ankles
10:34:08 AM Enrique: cuz we have special TP
10:34:10 AM Enrique: in the closet
10:34:13 AM Me: LOL
10:34:15 AM Enrique: that is like tripple ply
10:34:18 AM Enrique: and super soft
10:34:18 AM Me: what the fuck is special tp
10:34:19 AM Me: damn
10:34:20 AM Enrique: and absorbant
10:34:25 AM Me: like wiping ur ass with a rabbit tail
10:34:27 AM Enrique: i had to use it
10:34:29 AM Enrique: yes
10:34:30 AM Enrique: almost
10:34:32 AM Enrique: i had to
10:34:36 AM Enrique: it was an emergency
10:34:40 AM Enrique: bringing in the big guns
10:34:45 AM Enrique: costco TP not doing it
10:34:49 AM Enrique: grease just sliding off it
10:34:55 AM Me: Jesus christ
10:35:00 AM Enrique: yea
10:35:02 AM Enrique: i was so sad
10:35:03 AM Me: what were you fed?!
10:35:09 AM Enrique: the chicken
10:35:12 AM Enrique: was like
10:35:14 AM Enrique: basted in grease
10:35:16 AM Enrique: it was so amazing
10:35:21 AM Enrique: but it just slid right through me
10:35:29 AM Me: that is so foul
10:35:30 AM Enrique: i wanna talk to iker and sim about this
10:35:32 AM Enrique: cuz they ate it too
10:35:41 AM Me: well sim is in his room witht he door shut
10:35:46 AM Enrique: hahah
10:36:12 AM Me: sounds like you had a …. Shitty experience
10:36:23 AM Enrique: i see what you did there!
10:36:31 AM Me: cooking with grease is well… a slippery sloap
10:36:35 AM Me: sometimes it turns out good
10:36:38 AM Me: sometimes ur blowing ass
10:36:44 AM Me: and sometimes… u need that special tp i guess lol
10:36:46 AM Enrique: not even blowing
10:36:49 AM Enrique: LOLOLOL
10:36:50 AM Me: i want that TP
10:36:52 AM Enrique: o christ
10:36:55 AM Enrique: its good
10:36:58 AM Enrique: its expensive though
10:37:07 AM Me: diamonds and shit
10:37:10 AM Enrique: my parents buy it on the regular
10:37:20 AM Enrique: so i steal a couple rolls when i go there
10:37:20 AM Me: oh… parents always have the most baller TP
10:37:30 AM Me: they know
10:37:36 AM Me: i hope u know im posting this on the internet.
10:37:46 AM Enrique: well thats fine
10:37:49 AM Enrique: protect my name
10:37:57 AM Me: k
10:37:57 AM Enrique: you gotta know things like this
10:38:00 AM Enrique: if you are surfing the web
10:38:06 AM Enrique: my story will help someone