secret hate… or ultimate dimming

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10:50:59 AM Enrique: dude
10:51:06 AM Enrique: sims dad is subbing in the library
10:51:08 AM Enrique: for the rest of the week
10:51:09 AM Enrique: that fool
10:51:14 AM Enrique: will not stop calling me Me
10:51:23 AM Enrique: and for ever
10:51:28 AM Enrique: he has always called me Me
10:51:52 AM Enrique: and i think he has a secret hatred for me since he thinks i gave sim the boot

….

10:52:51 AM Me: i dont know
10:53:04 AM Me: maybe he’s simming you
10:53:08 AM Me: daddy sim
10:53:09 AM Me: dimming
10:53:17 AM Enrique: daaaayum
10:53:22 AM Enrique: dimming like dimming the lights
10:53:25 AM Enrique: shits deep

Customizers Gonna Customize

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12:51:08 PM Me: Every time i get food and i’m picking up something for you:
12:51:09 PM Me: http://memegenerator.net/instance/15581368?urlName=Anxiety-Cat&browsingOrder=Popular&browsingTimeSpan=AllTime
12:52:32 PM Teef: LOL!
12:53:40 PM Me: that’s going on ur facebook
12:54:01 PM Teef: Its not like I order really weird shit!
12:54:06 PM Teef: I just like things PLAIN
12:54:22 PM Me: U just order everything custom
12:54:23 PM Me: lol
12:55:10 PM Teef: NO!
12:55:12 PM Teef: lol
12:55:15 PM Teef: I swear I dont
12:55:19 PM Teef: Just coffee
12:55:24 PM Teef: and quesadillas
12:55:26 PM Teef: and burgers
12:55:31 PM Me: LOL
12:55:32 PM Teef: ok everything
12:55:35 PM Me: LoLoL
12:55:40 PM Me: even like… the plain stuff that’s normal
12:55:43 PM Me: it’s never like…
12:55:45 PM Me: a number 5
12:55:50 PM Me: it’s all these individual components
12:55:56 PM Me: hella points of failure
12:56:02 PM Me: it’s hilarious
12:56:29 PM Me: god
12:56:31 PM Me: i want that burrito
12:56:35 PM Teef: OK taco bell- number whatever that comes with the nachos bellgrande and a taco straight up
12:56:43 PM Teef: then add a quesadilla plain
12:56:47 PM Teef: no sauce
12:57:02 PM Teef: unless the meal comes with taco supreme
12:57:09 PM Teef: because then it would have to be regular
12:57:09 PM Me: LOL
12:57:35 PM Teef: whatever
12:58:08 PM Teef: Hater

snot.

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9:53:34 AM Me: tell me what you want for lunch and we can do this
9:53:39 AM Teef: Lol!
9:53:43 AM Teef: Ok
9:54:09 AM Teef: I’m glad I’ve wooed you to lunch with all the snot and fever talk
9:54:25 AM Me: LOL yes i mean… ur not th eonly one though
9:54:28 AM Me: I’m basically disgusting
9:54:34 AM Teef: I say chipotle or taco bell
9:54:38 AM Teef: Or McDonald’s
9:54:42 AM Teef: Or burger king
9:54:44 AM Teef: Lol
9:54:46 AM Me: Like for me… i’m at the point of where i sneeze snot rockets stream out
9:54:48 AM Me: both nostrils
9:54:51 AM Me: like a Real party
9:54:51 AM Teef: Yes
9:55:02 AM Teef: Hudson has some trajectory.
9:55:07 AM Teef: Like so much snot
9:55:31 AM Teef: Like up and out and still connected to his nose but also touching the floor
9:56:30 AM Me: LOLOLOL
9:56:37 AM Me: i just loled until i rage coughed

fifteen percent

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9:32:17 AM Me: how are you doing?
9:32:23 AM Me: what’s happening over there
9:34:17 AM Skrimps: lol
9:34:30 AM Skrimps: im good. working on some hiip social media stuff
9:34:33 AM Skrimps: lol
9:34:40 AM Skrimps: 😡
9:36:08 AM Skrimps: I figure maybe this is like one of those companies like google where you’re allowed to use 15% of your time on personal projects, they just don’t know it yet
9:36:41 AM Me: YES
9:36:45 AM Me: LOL
9:36:55 AM Me: That’s awesome
9:37:04 AM Me: and going on the quote blog

gaudy 4 lyfe

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9:54:16 AM Skrimps: lol
9:54:25 AM Skrimps: thats awesome
9:54:38 AM Skrimps: keeo them bidding
9:56:30 AM Me: yes!
9:56:37 AM Me: sprankle my steak wit diamonds
10:02:02 AM Me: if that killed the conversation, i completely understand.
10:02:03 AM Me: hahaha
10:05:50 AM Skrimps: LOL
10:06:04 AM Skrimps: you like your steak gawdy even
10:06:07 AM Skrimps: jk jk jk
10:06:09 AM Skrimps: lol
10:06:19 AM Skrimps: No, sorry I was helping a coworker figure something out