4:48:12 PM MissBigPurple: i like playing with my friends
4:48:15 PM MissBigPurple: it makes me happy
4:48:36 PM MissBigPurple: mostly because no matter where we are or what we’re doing, 95% of the time we’re having a fun time
4:48:37 PM MissBigPurple: cause
4:48:42 PM MissBigPurple: we are rad
Monthly Archives: March 2011
this convo is an abomination
4:05:36 PM Enrique: well they were a little larger
4:05:42 PM Enrique: just a little
4:07:11 PM Me: like my balls
4:07:20 PM Me: and scrotillia
4:07:50 PM Enrique: elephantitis nutsack Me
4:09:15 PM Enrique: u
4:09:16 PM Enrique: http://faculty.gvsu.edu/grahamdo/images/LFimage2a.png
4:09:26 PM Me: oh my god
4:09:29 PM Enrique: yep
4:09:31 PM Enrique: now u know
4:09:37 PM Me: i cant stop looking at it
4:09:40 PM Enrique: i know
4:09:42 PM Enrique: i still am
4:09:42 PM Me: i dont understand how it works
4:09:45 PM Enrique: study it
4:09:57 PM Me: i’m pretty sure i see MissBigPurple or Blarley‘s face in the wrinkles
4:10:56 PM Enrique: o good lord
4:11:00 PM Enrique: had to go there
4:11:23 PM Me: go where? We have not passed the line that your elephantitus balls dragged in the sand!!
4:11:37 PM Enrique: bringing Blarleys face into it
4:11:44 PM Enrique: now i see Blarleys face in the nutsack
4:11:52 PM Enrique: smiling
4:12:10 PM Me: LOL
4:12:11 PM Me: yes
4:12:15 PM Me: it’s like a nose
4:12:17 PM Me: a tiny mouth
4:12:21 PM Me: some dark ears
4:12:25 PM Me: on the top sides
4:12:26 PM Enrique: one dark eye!
4:12:27 PM Enrique: lol
4:12:30 PM Me: LOL
4:12:41 PM Enrique: o christ
4:12:43 PM Enrique: ok im going home
4:12:44 PM Enrique: later
Changed status to Offline (4:12:50 PM)
motherly
martial arts
im am not a disease!
10:23:30 PM MissBigPurple: hey are you there
10:23:44 PM Me: no
10:24:27 PM MissBigPurple: how come when you search my blog on google it comes up titled “meningococcal”
10:24:29 PM MissBigPurple: lol
10:24:33 PM MissBigPurple: thats so fucked up
10:24:42 PM Me: LOLOLOL!
10:24:42 PM MissBigPurple: im am not a disease!
10:24:44 PM Me: WHAT THE FUCK
10:24:56 PM MissBigPurple: search MissBigPurple jessup
10:24:57 PM MissBigPurple: on google
10:25:14 PM MissBigPurple: how do i change that?!?!
pukes mcvomit
cake battle
9:39:59 PM Teef: I JUST made cupcakes too
9:40:02 PM Me: whut
9:40:03 PM Teef: not even frosted
9:40:09 PM Me: why did u make cupcakwe?S
9:40:09 PM Teef: cooling
9:40:25 PM Teef: because MissBigPurple was like “I made a cake” and I was like “Two can play that game!”
9:40:29 PM Teef: lol
9:40:38 PM Me: that’s hilarious
9:40:44 PM Teef: I just wanted some cake. Sweartahgah
the origin of keke
2:50:00 PM Enrique: lol
2:50:01 PM Enrique: yea
2:50:02 PM Enrique: kekeke
2:50:03 PM Enrique: brb
2:50:07 PM Me: what the f is this keke shit
2:58:49 PM Enrique: uhhh
2:58:52 PM Enrique: its nerdy lol
2:58:56 PM Enrique: so lol translated is kek
2:59:04 PM Enrique: if you to speak orcish
2:59:06 PM Enrique: kek
2:59:15 PM Me: hold up
2:59:19 PM Me: balls just recessed into my body cavity
2:59:44 PM Enrique: LOL
2:59:45 PM Enrique: dude…
2:59:49 PM Enrique: so i was on vent the other day
3:00:11 PM Enrique: and i called this guy mike a sandy vagina bitch
3:00:19 PM Enrique: actually
3:00:32 PM Enrique: so i busted in
3:00:37 PM Enrique: they were doing some shit
3:00:54 PM Enrique: and that guy was trying to hate on me
3:01:00 PM Enrique: so i was like.. your a douche bag
3:01:07 PM Enrique: and he goes.. so im a doubebag now?
3:01:10 PM Enrique: and i was like yea
3:01:13 PM Enrique: so he leaves vent
3:01:16 PM Enrique: comes back
3:01:22 PM Enrique: im like… oh… back?
3:01:27 PM Enrique: you sandy vagina little bitch
3:01:31 PM Enrique: just rage on him
3:01:38 PM Enrique: then im all like… fuck yea
3:01:46 PM Enrique: beat down on the nerds
3:02:26 PM Me: LOL
3:02:33 PM Me: shit’s gold right there.
what every man loves
owned; literally.
3:31:31 PM Jill: am i having a jewish wedding all of a sudden? i think not
3:31:59 PM Me: uh oh
3:32:32 PM Jill: lol his best man got married this weekend
3:32:43 PM Jill: and out of left field had a lot of catholic things in the ceremony
3:32:47 PM Jill: like they had communion
3:32:56 PM Jill: and there was a bible reading about the woman submitting to the man
3:33:08 PM Jill: but then the priest specified like not as a servant but as a partner
3:33:12 PM Jill: and the man being the head of the household
3:33:20 PM Jill: and he ended with “i pronounce you man and wife”
3:33:22 PM Jill: lol i hate that
3:33:38 PM Jill: it’s either “man and woman” or “husband and wife”. let’s not do apples to oranges
3:34:16 PM Me: but
3:34:40 PM Me: u belong to the man right?
3:34:48 PM Me: problem?
3:34:53 PM Jill: LOL
3:35:16 PM Jill: lol seriously if someone asks my parents “who gives away this woman” i’m pretty sure i’m gonna grab the mic and say “i do, bitches”