mad at the world

2:57:31 PM Enrique: i am just mad at the freakin world right now
2:57:34 PM Me: i know
2:57:45 PM Enrique: man
2:57:48 PM Enrique: i went to my other office for peace
2:57:59 PM Enrique: coworker john just bought a compressor
2:58:03 PM Enrique: just thought he would test it out
2:58:03 PM Enrique: lol
2:58:06 PM Enrique: turns that shit on
2:58:09 PM Me: LOL
2:58:10 PM Enrique: fffuuuuuuuuu
2:58:25 PM Enrique: damn
2:58:31 PM Enrique: librarian brought her dog to work today
2:58:32 PM Enrique: i was like
2:58:36 PM Enrique: can i take your dog for a walk?
2:58:36 PM Enrique: lol
2:58:39 PM Enrique: she was like sure
2:58:43 PM Enrique: then aaaaahhhhhhhh
2:58:49 PM Enrique: yes
2:58:53 PM Enrique: dog is happy to be walked
2:59:01 PM Enrique: i am happy to walk the dog alone
2:59:21 PM Enrique: godam softball game after work
2:59:23 PM Enrique: just wanna sit
2:59:27 PM Enrique: godam softball games
3:00:15 PM Me: ?
3:00:46 PM Enrique: did you just ax me someting?
3:01:50 PM Me: no.  why hate softballgames
3:01:57 PM Enrique: o
3:02:00 PM Enrique: cuz i have to go

bein’ classy

2:13:53 PM Skrimps: I can’t decide if I want some tea, or mediocre hot chocolate
2:14:21 PM Me: how about double up?
2:14:41 PM Skrimps: maybe
2:14:50 PM Skrimps: eh, i think im going with tea
2:15:53 PM Me: keep it classy
2:18:41 PM Skrimps: tea time!
2:18:48 PM Skrimps: I do like to keep  it classy
2:18:57 PM Me: well of course ud o
2:19:00 PM Me: u are a classy chick!
2:19:19 PM Skrimps: emphasis on assy
2:19:48 PM Me: LOL!
2:19:54 PM Me: oh man

bricks for feet.

2:42:03 PM Jill: food
2:42:06 PM Jill: blankets
2:42:08 PM Jill: alcohol
2:42:09 PM Jill: blenders
2:42:22 PM Me: i was thinking about blenders actually
2:42:30 PM Me: i dunno if that’s a good idea
2:42:35 PM Me: its so loud
2:42:38 PM Me: and u know
2:42:39 PM Me: if sim is there
2:42:43 PM Me: he’s gonna want a blended drink
2:42:45 PM Me: at 3am
2:42:57 PM Jill: LOL
2:42:59 PM Jill: or Enrique
2:43:04 PM Jill: cuz Enrique‘s the bull in the china shop

a sad story.

10:31:39 AM Enrique: can i tell you a sad story?
10:31:42 AM Me: sure
10:31:47 AM Me: make me weep
10:31:48 AM Enrique: ok so last night i got cooked for
10:31:52 AM Enrique: not sad so far
10:31:54 AM Me: ok
10:31:54 AM Me: lol
10:31:56 AM Me: happy
10:32:01 AM Enrique: hella good chicken and mac n cheese
10:32:04 AM Enrique: happy still
10:32:09 AM Enrique: at like 4 pieces of chicken
10:32:14 AM Enrique: and like a pound of mac n cheese
10:32:17 AM Enrique: SO HAPPY STILL
10:32:21 AM Enrique: drank like a bottle of wine
10:32:24 AM Enrique: WOW HAPPINESS
10:32:29 AM Enrique: this morning
10:32:36 AM Enrique: go to take shit Continue reading a sad story.