hard in the paint

12:02:52 PM Enrique: fucking hoooty oooty candy oooty
12:03:42 PM Enrique: ruinin my mojo right now
12:03:51 PM Enrique: i seen her creepin
12:03:58 PM Enrique: i got these 2 windows to the outside world
12:04:11 PM Enrique: i seen her poking her shadowy head in the corners
12:04:17 PM Enrique: then she loops around
12:04:22 PM Enrique: fucking knocking on my door
12:04:26 PM Enrique: blinds are closed bitch
12:04:31 PM Enrique: that means i dont wanna talk to you
12:04:51 PM Enrique: oh? you step back to 160 degrees so you can see me through the small crack in the blinds?
12:04:54 PM Enrique: well fuck you further
12:05:00 PM Enrique: i hate your guts crazy indian lady
12:05:33 PM Me: LOL
12:05:37 PM Enrique: and now i threw away your old ass computer
12:05:41 PM Enrique: WHAT?!
12:05:44 PM Enrique: /flex

bikes and women

11:12:38 AM Me: http://purefixcycles.com/collections/top-selling-fixies/products/black-gold-fixie
11:12:43 AM Me: wishi were a real hipster
11:13:54 AM MissBigPurple: whats so special about these bikes?
11:13:57 AM MissBigPurple: fixies
11:14:36 AM Me: nothing
11:14:39 AM Me: fixies are lame
11:14:41 AM Me: but
11:14:42 AM Me: beautiful
11:22:18 AM MissBigPurple: lol
11:22:30 AM MissBigPurple: doesnt that cancel each other out
11:23:06 AM Me: well
11:23:18 AM Me: they are like nice to look at
11:23:20 AM Me: but not functional
11:23:47 AM MissBigPurple: some women are like that