12:58:01 PM Me : u can order a “dirty chai”
12:58:05 PM Croissant: o
12:58:06 PM Me : and that has a shot of espesso in it
12:58:08 PM Me : espresso
12:58:12 PM Croissant: damn
12:58:21 PM Croissant: chai tea already makes me sweat
12:58:29 PM Croissant: mind as well be on the pot at the same time
12:58:39 PM Croissant: “i would like a cup of discomfort”
Monthly Archives: May 2012
get filthy
12:41:01 AM Skrimps: would you see if you could get Ciara ” basic instinct” or Kelly rowland “Motivation” for some dirty lady hip hop selections
bastard child line
2:51:04 PM Croissant: Ike is so cute
2:51:10 PM Croissant: he just switched to verizon
2:51:18 PM Croissant: i had to add him to my account
Transfer of file 01 Message In A Bottle (Breaks Mix).mp3 complete (2:51:25 PM)
2:51:33 PM Croissant: and he sends me a text “now we a phone family again”
2:51:40 PM Me : lolol
2:51:54 PM Me : how much is ur family plan?
2:52:05 PM Croissant: dunno
2:52:20 PM Croissant: i was $100 solo
2:52:33 PM Me : GAH DAM
2:52:45 PM Croissant: you want in
2:52:50 PM Croissant: we are looking to adopt
2:52:57 PM Me : bastard child line?
2:52:58 PM Me : lol
2:53:02 PM Croissant: exctly
2:53:08 PM Croissant: you get less text messages
2:53:18 PM Croissant: and sometimes we block your calls
2:53:31 PM Me : LoL damn
2:53:36 PM Me : u guys are harsh
2:53:46 PM Croissant: well, you were unwanted
2:53:48 PM Croissant: j/k
2:53:55 PM Me : LoL damnnnn
lazy pretty much covers it
12:31:03 PM Teef: I’m just lazy
12:31:07 PM Teef: lol
12:31:11 PM Teef: I have the lazy gene
12:31:20 PM Teef: and a copy of that same gene
12:31:26 PM Teef: lazy to the second degree
…….
12:32:11 PM Teef: i want to own an awesome food delivery service but i’d be too lazy to drive the truck
12:32:15 PM Teef: and that sucks
it’s funny… cause it’s true
5:19:03 PM RadNerd: Good so far. Just got a pedicure with my mom and stepdad
5:19:23 PM RadNerd: Had a delish pasta dish for lunch in Modesto
5:19:36 PM RadNerd: Headed back to my grandpas house now
5:19:49 PM Me : wtf
5:19:50 PM Me : lol
5:19:51 PM Me : sounds rough
5:21:15 PM RadNerd: Always rough having Asians rub your legs down
5:21:17 PM RadNerd: Lol
5:24:24 PM Me : LOL
5:24:28 PM Me : damn