3:11:30 PM Skrimps: fucking lola
3:11:33 PM Skrimps: pooped
3:11:34 PM Me: LoL
3:11:36 PM Me: what
3:11:37 PM Me: oh no
3:11:37 PM Me: where
3:11:41 PM Skrimps: and doesnt always bury her shit
3:11:45 PM Skrimps: in he rlitter box
3:11:54 PM Skrimps: but i could smell it
3:12:02 PM Skrimps: i went to bury it for her
3:12:04 PM Skrimps: lazy cat
3:12:11 PM Skrimps: now im lighting candles
3:12:12 PM Me: WHAT?
3:12:13 PM Skrimps: lol
3:12:19 PM Me: U burried cat shit!?
3:12:41 PM Skrimps: like i shook the the litter box around so the litter coverred the poop
3:12:51 PM Skrimps: the litter is meant to deodorize it
3:13:00 PM Skrimps: but she’ll poop and let it sit on top of it
3:13:04 PM Skrimps: defeats the purpose
3:13:08 PM Skrimps: and stinks
3:13:20 PM Skrimps: i didnt like dig around
3:13:25 PM Skrimps: and bury it
3:13:56 PM Me: LoL
3:13:56 PM Me: damn
3:13:59 PM Me: the assist
Monthly Archives: December 2010
al green’s soft singing
1:20:24 PM Me: i hate it when i throw my headphones in
1:20:29 PM Me: ready to get Pumped
1:20:30 PM Me: and do some shit
1:20:32 PM Me: hit play
1:20:35 PM Me: and al green comes on
1:20:39 PM Me: talking about getting married and shit
1:20:40 PM Me: all soft
1:20:48 PM Me: no time for being a pussy right now.
1:20:53 PM Blarley: lol what are you talking about
1:20:57 PM Blarley: that is the manliest music of all
1:21:07 PM Me: some of it is
1:21:18 PM Blarley: he’s only singing so soft because all of the low tones are trapped in his balls
trout
racism
11:44:10 AM MissBigPurple: i hate the lesbian just fyi
11:44:15 AM MissBigPurple: not because she is a lesbian
11:44:18 AM MissBigPurple: that would be racist
11:44:23 AM MissBigPurple: she is just dumb
how to leave work early
11:39:39 AM MissBigPurple: easiest way to leave work: barf on the floor
11:39:58 AM MissBigPurple: i mean how could that not worlk
11:39:59 AM MissBigPurple: work
chumpery.
1:28:29 PM MissBigPurple: OH snap
1:28:36 PM MissBigPurple: roger and don are at petes house
1:30:50 PM Me: YUP
1:31:01 PM MissBigPurple: ahhhhhh
1:31:04 PM MissBigPurple: oh my god
1:31:07 PM MissBigPurple: this show SLAYS ME
1:31:22 PM MissBigPurple: im really pumped
1:31:24 PM MissBigPurple: i feel like a chumo
1:31:32 PM MissBigPurple: this is a tv show
1:31:36 PM MissBigPurple: *chump
gotta lie down.
honor
11:57:54 AM MissBigPurple: i feel special
11:58:47 AM MissBigPurple: i dont know if i should feel honored or embarrassed that when people think of butt holes they think of me.
11:59:46 AM MissBigPurple: im leaning toward honored
just a side note
9:24:12 AM MissBigPurple: side note: i fucked up my back
danger!
12:55:56 AM Me: what happened
12:56:20 AM Teef: I barfed so hard that I farted. but it was like a trumpet
12:56:26 AM Teef: and it scared me
12:56:30 AM Teef: and scott WOKE UP
12:56:31 AM Me: LOL
12:56:33 AM Me: LOl!!!
12:56:37 AM Teef: and was like WTF was THAT?!
12:56:50 AM Teef: and I was barfing and crying from LAUGHING
12:56:58 AM Me: DAMN
12:57:00 AM Me: u are Messed up
12:57:02 AM Me: u could die like that
12:57:06 AM Me: that’s too much exit
12:57:09 AM Teef: lol!