12:19:52 AM Teef: I need more dom
12:19:55 AM Teef: in my life
Monthly Archives: February 2011
shitty shit
4:46:18 PM Skrimps: damn
4:46:19 PM Me: i didnt like shit my pants or anything
4:46:20 PM Me: it’s just
4:46:23 PM Me: they are so creepy
4:46:46 PM Skrimps: yea
4:46:55 PM Me: if i shat my pants
4:46:56 PM Me: damn
4:47:00 PM Me: that would be shitty
4:47:00 PM Me: lol
4:47:14 PM Skrimps: yeah
4:47:16 PM Skrimps: lol
4:47:24 PM Skrimps: it all adds up
4:47:32 PM Skrimps: shitty shit
the american dream
3:33:30 PM Enrique: god
3:33:31 PM Me: LOL
3:33:36 PM Enrique: you stay home
3:33:38 PM Enrique: make me dinner
3:33:45 PM Enrique: im gonna have sex with numerous other chicks who are sluts
3:33:49 PM Enrique: then come eat your food
3:33:53 PM Enrique: and tell you it tastes bad
3:33:56 PM Me: LOL
3:34:08 PM Enrique: godam
3:34:10 PM Enrique: american dream
3:34:12 PM Enrique: what happened?
3:34:18 PM Enrique: chicks got empowered
3:34:21 PM Enrique: thats what
3:34:26 PM Enrique: trying to be equal
3:34:39 PM Enrique: all that got you was being 30 and nothing to show for it but your careen
3:34:41 PM Enrique: career
3:34:43 PM Enrique: fuck a career
3:34:49 PM Enrique: make me babies and pies
Changed status to Offline (3:35:09 PM)
wut?
12:00:26 PM Enrique: i be knowing obscure nomenclature
12:00:35 PM Me: i thought i twas a bison
12:00:38 PM Me: still funnty!
12:00:39 PM Me: lol
12:00:40 PM Me: hey
12:00:41 PM Me: wilys?
12:00:43 PM Enrique: a fuckin bison
12:00:48 PM Enrique: uhhhhh
12:00:49 PM Enrique: damn
12:00:54 PM Enrique: i am filthy as fuck rightn ow
12:00:57 PM Me: ?
12:00:58 PM Me: LoL
12:01:01 PM Me: what does that even mean
12:01:06 PM Enrique: i didn’t work
12:01:07 PM Enrique: so like
12:01:09 PM Enrique: im not showered
12:01:12 PM Enrique: sweatpants
12:01:15 PM Enrique: pumped on coffee
12:01:16 PM Me: damn
12:01:17 PM Enrique: blanket
valentine’s day
chocolate and flowers
12:13:27 PM Enrique: have you ever had phillz coffee?
12:15:36 PM Enrique: but dude
12:15:37 PM Enrique: phillz
12:15:39 PM Enrique: lemme splain
12:15:43 PM Enrique: i roll up in there…
12:15:48 PM Enrique: 40000000 coffees on the menu
12:15:50 PM Enrique: im like gimme one
12:15:52 PM Enrique: chick is like
12:16:01 PM Enrique: well this one has a hint of chocolate and a floral base
12:16:04 PM Enrique: this one is smokey
12:16:12 PM Enrique: im like.. wtf.. yea right bitch its just coffee
12:16:13 PM Enrique: gimme one
12:16:16 PM Enrique: dude…
12:16:17 PM Enrique: sure as shit
12:16:23 PM Enrique: that crap tasted like chocolate and flowers
12:16:26 PM Enrique: and it was amazing
12:16:29 PM Enrique: in every way
doin’ work
weight lifting
rage
4:01:08 PM Jill: i want to punch her in the ovaries, after stabbing her in the eye with a pencil