11:07:36 AM Enrique: apple unveils new operating system
11:07:44 AM Enrique: investors everywhere shit their pants
11:08:04 AM Enrique: all daytraders invest in depends for apple entusiasts
11:08:18 AM Me: LOL
11:08:22 AM Me: shit’s hilarious
11:08:32 AM Enrique: no… shits not hilarious
11:08:35 AM Enrique: i mean that is…
11:08:36 AM Enrique: but damn
11:08:44 AM Enrique: i took a lightning dumb this morning
11:09:01 AM Enrique: and i got like… heavy heavy resonation througout the bowl
11:09:07 AM Enrique: luckly nothing on my ass directlyu
11:09:18 AM Enrique: but i did some seroius damage
11:09:25 AM Enrique: and like… flushing wasn’t fixing it
11:09:29 AM Enrique: so i basically had to leave it as is
11:09:47 AM Me: wtf
11:09:51 AM Me: how did we change gears here
11:09:52 AM Me: lol
11:10:03 AM Enrique: you said shits hilarious
11:10:06 AM Enrique: i said shits not hilarious
11:10:08 AM Enrique: its serious
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11:03:14 AM Enrique: o damn
11:03:22 AM Enrique: fortunately that doesn’t happen to me
11:03:29 AM Enrique: i dont do the lean forward and wipe
11:03:32 AM Enrique: i stand and wipe
11:03:36 AM Enrique: no room for error
doin’ work
the assist
3:11:30 PM Skrimps: fucking lola
3:11:33 PM Skrimps: pooped
3:11:34 PM Me: LoL
3:11:36 PM Me: what
3:11:37 PM Me: oh no
3:11:37 PM Me: where
3:11:41 PM Skrimps: and doesnt always bury her shit
3:11:45 PM Skrimps: in he rlitter box
3:11:54 PM Skrimps: but i could smell it
3:12:02 PM Skrimps: i went to bury it for her
3:12:04 PM Skrimps: lazy cat
3:12:11 PM Skrimps: now im lighting candles
3:12:12 PM Me: WHAT?
3:12:13 PM Skrimps: lol
3:12:19 PM Me: U burried cat shit!?
3:12:41 PM Skrimps: like i shook the the litter box around so the litter coverred the poop
3:12:51 PM Skrimps: the litter is meant to deodorize it
3:13:00 PM Skrimps: but she’ll poop and let it sit on top of it
3:13:04 PM Skrimps: defeats the purpose
3:13:08 PM Skrimps: and stinks
3:13:20 PM Skrimps: i didnt like dig around
3:13:25 PM Skrimps: and bury it
3:13:56 PM Me: LoL
3:13:56 PM Me: damn
3:13:59 PM Me: the assist
filthy stuff
a sad story.
10:31:39 AM Enrique: can i tell you a sad story?
10:31:42 AM Me: sure
10:31:47 AM Me: make me weep
10:31:48 AM Enrique: ok so last night i got cooked for
10:31:52 AM Enrique: not sad so far
10:31:54 AM Me: ok
10:31:54 AM Me: lol
10:31:56 AM Me: happy
10:32:01 AM Enrique: hella good chicken and mac n cheese
10:32:04 AM Enrique: happy still
10:32:09 AM Enrique: at like 4 pieces of chicken
10:32:14 AM Enrique: and like a pound of mac n cheese
10:32:17 AM Enrique: SO HAPPY STILL
10:32:21 AM Enrique: drank like a bottle of wine
10:32:24 AM Enrique: WOW HAPPINESS
10:32:29 AM Enrique: this morning
10:32:36 AM Enrique: go to take shit Continue reading a sad story.