bricks for feet.

2:42:03 PM Jill: food
2:42:06 PM Jill: blankets
2:42:08 PM Jill: alcohol
2:42:09 PM Jill: blenders
2:42:22 PM Me: i was thinking about blenders actually
2:42:30 PM Me: i dunno if that’s a good idea
2:42:35 PM Me: its so loud
2:42:38 PM Me: and u know
2:42:39 PM Me: if sim is there
2:42:43 PM Me: he’s gonna want a blended drink
2:42:45 PM Me: at 3am
2:42:57 PM Jill: LOL
2:42:59 PM Jill: or Enrique
2:43:04 PM Jill: cuz Enrique‘s the bull in the china shop

a sad story.

10:31:39 AM Enrique: can i tell you a sad story?
10:31:42 AM Me: sure
10:31:47 AM Me: make me weep
10:31:48 AM Enrique: ok so last night i got cooked for
10:31:52 AM Enrique: not sad so far
10:31:54 AM Me: ok
10:31:54 AM Me: lol
10:31:56 AM Me: happy
10:32:01 AM Enrique: hella good chicken and mac n cheese
10:32:04 AM Enrique: happy still
10:32:09 AM Enrique: at like 4 pieces of chicken
10:32:14 AM Enrique: and like a pound of mac n cheese
10:32:17 AM Enrique: SO HAPPY STILL
10:32:21 AM Enrique: drank like a bottle of wine
10:32:24 AM Enrique: WOW HAPPINESS
10:32:29 AM Enrique: this morning
10:32:36 AM Enrique: go to take shit Continue reading a sad story.