All posts by enrique

mad at the world

2:57:31 PM Enrique: i am just mad at the freakin world right now
2:57:34 PM Me: i know
2:57:45 PM Enrique: man
2:57:48 PM Enrique: i went to my other office for peace
2:57:59 PM Enrique: coworker john just bought a compressor
2:58:03 PM Enrique: just thought he would test it out
2:58:03 PM Enrique: lol
2:58:06 PM Enrique: turns that shit on
2:58:09 PM Me: LOL
2:58:10 PM Enrique: fffuuuuuuuuu
2:58:25 PM Enrique: damn
2:58:31 PM Enrique: librarian brought her dog to work today
2:58:32 PM Enrique: i was like
2:58:36 PM Enrique: can i take your dog for a walk?
2:58:36 PM Enrique: lol
2:58:39 PM Enrique: she was like sure
2:58:43 PM Enrique: then aaaaahhhhhhhh
2:58:49 PM Enrique: yes
2:58:53 PM Enrique: dog is happy to be walked
2:59:01 PM Enrique: i am happy to walk the dog alone
2:59:21 PM Enrique: godam softball game after work
2:59:23 PM Enrique: just wanna sit
2:59:27 PM Enrique: godam softball games
3:00:15 PM Me: ?
3:00:46 PM Enrique: did you just ax me someting?
3:01:50 PM Me: no.  why hate softballgames
3:01:57 PM Enrique: o
3:02:00 PM Enrique: cuz i have to go

a sad story.

10:31:39 AM Enrique: can i tell you a sad story?
10:31:42 AM Me: sure
10:31:47 AM Me: make me weep
10:31:48 AM Enrique: ok so last night i got cooked for
10:31:52 AM Enrique: not sad so far
10:31:54 AM Me: ok
10:31:54 AM Me: lol
10:31:56 AM Me: happy
10:32:01 AM Enrique: hella good chicken and mac n cheese
10:32:04 AM Enrique: happy still
10:32:09 AM Enrique: at like 4 pieces of chicken
10:32:14 AM Enrique: and like a pound of mac n cheese
10:32:17 AM Enrique: SO HAPPY STILL
10:32:21 AM Enrique: drank like a bottle of wine
10:32:24 AM Enrique: WOW HAPPINESS
10:32:29 AM Enrique: this morning
10:32:36 AM Enrique: go to take shit Continue reading a sad story.

pube beards and such.

10:55:42 AM Me: http://i.imgur.com/omdKQ.png
11:04:17 AM Enrique: lol
11:04:23 AM Enrique: so what are you trying to say with that last one?!
11:04:28 AM Enrique: that im fat?!
11:04:29 AM Enrique: fuck you man
11:04:35 AM Me: LOL what!
11:04:38 AM Me: noooo
11:04:40 AM Enrique: hahahahahaha
11:04:40 AM Me: pube beard
11:04:44 AM Me: shts hilarious
11:04:44 AM Enrique: yea
11:04:46 AM Me: happens all the time
11:04:53 AM Enrique: it does
11:05:01 AM Enrique: although today i have perfect stubble
11:05:03 AM Enrique: lookin rugged