9:32:17 AM Me: how are you doing?
9:32:23 AM Me: what’s happening over there
9:34:17 AM Skrimps: lol
9:34:30 AM Skrimps: im good. working on some hiip social media stuff
9:34:33 AM Skrimps: lol
9:34:40 AM Skrimps: 😡
9:36:08 AM Skrimps: I figure maybe this is like one of those companies like google where you’re allowed to use 15% of your time on personal projects, they just don’t know it yet
9:36:41 AM Me: YES
9:36:45 AM Me: LOL
9:36:55 AM Me: That’s awesome
9:37:04 AM Me: and going on the quote blog
Tag Archives: work
nice doesn’t get you a seat @ the table
hard in the paint
12:02:52 PM Enrique: fucking hoooty oooty candy oooty
12:03:42 PM Enrique: ruinin my mojo right now
12:03:51 PM Enrique: i seen her creepin
12:03:58 PM Enrique: i got these 2 windows to the outside world
12:04:11 PM Enrique: i seen her poking her shadowy head in the corners
12:04:17 PM Enrique: then she loops around
12:04:22 PM Enrique: fucking knocking on my door
12:04:26 PM Enrique: blinds are closed bitch
12:04:31 PM Enrique: that means i dont wanna talk to you
12:04:51 PM Enrique: oh? you step back to 160 degrees so you can see me through the small crack in the blinds?
12:04:54 PM Enrique: well fuck you further
12:05:00 PM Enrique: i hate your guts crazy indian lady
12:05:33 PM Me: LOL
12:05:37 PM Enrique: and now i threw away your old ass computer
12:05:41 PM Enrique: WHAT?!
12:05:44 PM Enrique: /flex
i know that feel, bro.
dream job?
this convo is making me lol.
lack of fucks
3:12:19 PM TwentyTwo: i’m groggy
3:12:20 PM Me: so just babblign
3:12:24 PM Me: groggy
3:12:33 PM Me: i got a site idea man
3:12:34 PM TwentyTwo: nyquil hangover
3:12:37 PM Me: oh fuck
3:12:38 PM Me: in the fog
3:12:48 PM TwentyTwo: no fucks givin today
3:12:54 PM Me: Hahahah
3:13:04 PM TwentyTwo: just got out of ameeting where they tried to put something on me
3:13:07 PM TwentyTwo: i’m like i don’t know what u mean
3:13:41 PM TwentyTwo: dood said fine i’ll just do it
3:13:57 PM TwentyTwo: looked at him with no fucks givin face
3:14:09 PM TwentyTwo: i prolly look high as shit today
don’t use my shit
2:56:05 PM TwentyTwo: i dunno if people do this to you
2:56:08 PM TwentyTwo: but theres at guy at my work
2:56:13 PM TwentyTwo: who always reachs for my mouse
2:56:30 PM TwentyTwo: like hes talking about something and they just reaches over and starts trying to use my mouse
2:57:25 PM TwentyTwo: the got’cha about the whole thing is that i have multiple desktops at my desk, so he always reachs for the wrong one, i’m so fed up with it now, i just let him TRY and use the mouse he reachs for, now he’s always like why doesn’t ur mouse work
2:58:12 PM TwentyTwo: i wanna say because ur arm is over my cock and my mouse gets jealous so it stops working
got 99 problems… yeah.
9:26:04 AM Enrique: first world problem
9:26:26 AM Enrique: got device that stores coffee at hot temp for 4 hours
9:26:45 AM Enrique: coffee is too hot to drink for 4 ours
9:28:26 AM Me: LOL
9:28:51 AM Enrique: also i just leaned forward to fart and i almost shit my pants
9:29:14 AM Me: LOLOL
9:29:18 AM Me: loling @ work
9:29:20 AM Me: about ur shitty ass
9:29:24 AM Enrique: welcome back!
9:29:30 AM Enrique: yea i need to poop now
9:29:30 AM Enrique: brb
9:29:42 AM Me: clean urself up
gettin’ paid
2:57:50 PM TwentyTwo: i drop at work all the time
2:57:54 PM TwentyTwo: i love to get paid to take a shit
2:58:00 PM Me: dude
2:58:09 PM TwentyTwo: i calculate the time i’m in there and see how much they pay for me to shit
2:58:10 PM Me: u don’t work with the big indian guy we do… we nick named him “The Duke”
2:58:14 PM Me: LOL!!
2:58:19 PM TwentyTwo: hahaha
2:58:23 PM TwentyTwo: the duke
2:58:28 PM TwentyTwo: curry deuces