Tag Archives: tea

pretentious sex

2:53:34 PM Croissant: my ears just got raped
2:53:38 PM Me: LOL What!
2:53:45 PM Croissant: mitch was like
2:53:49 PM Croissant: UH
2:53:50 PM Croissant: UH
2:53:55 PM Croissant: like humping noise
2:53:56 PM Me: LOL
2:53:58 PM Me: god no
2:54:04 PM Me: can u imagine his O face?
2:54:14 PM Me: it’s gotta be SO theatrical
2:54:17 PM Me: and ends with like a scarf
2:54:19 PM Me: he throws in the air
2:54:26 PM Me: then cleans himself
2:56:40 PM Croissant: silk scarf
2:56:48 PM Croissant: and then he makes himself some herbal tea
2:56:53 PM Croissant: and smokes a clove
2:57:03 PM Me: LOLOLOLOL
2:57:07 PM Croissant: i can hear that!
2:57:20 PM Me: That is the most pretentious sex ending EVER
2:57:21 PM Me: i love it
2:57:21 PM Croissant: while he relaxes on his papasan chair from pier one
2:57:31 PM Me: omg
2:57:33 PM Me: can u write a book?
2:57:35 PM Me: so i can read it
2:57:35 PM Croissant: you can see it
2:57:38 PM Croissant: ok
2:57:59 PM Croissant: by croissont
2:58:10 PM Me: LOL yes!!

bein’ classy

2:13:53 PM Skrimps: I can’t decide if I want some tea, or mediocre hot chocolate
2:14:21 PM Me: how about double up?
2:14:41 PM Skrimps: maybe
2:14:50 PM Skrimps: eh, i think im going with tea
2:15:53 PM Me: keep it classy
2:18:41 PM Skrimps: tea time!
2:18:48 PM Skrimps: I do like to keepĀ  it classy
2:18:57 PM Me: well of course ud o
2:19:00 PM Me: u are a classy chick!
2:19:19 PM Skrimps: emphasis on assy
2:19:48 PM Me: LOL!
2:19:54 PM Me: oh man