10:49:43 AM Jill: let me tell you about this issue i just had
10:49:53 AM Jill: it was the biggest dilemma, possibly of my whole week
10:50:14 AM Jill: there were donuts in the main office. and i couldn’t decide between double chocolate with rainbow sprinkles, or chocolate old fashioned
Tag Archives: first world problems
first world dream
1:14:02 PM Enrique: yo
1:14:04 PM Enrique: god
1:14:07 PM Me: ?
1:14:07 PM Enrique: i am so full of sandwich
1:14:12 PM Enrique: it was good
1:14:33 PM Enrique: pastrami avocado and bacon
1:14:39 PM Enrique: toasted sour roll
1:14:47 PM Enrique: its basically a dream sandwich
1:14:49 PM Enrique: that is real
1:14:51 PM Enrique: and you can eat it
they had no idea they could have been knifed
10:44:25 AM Jill: oh i have a story
10:44:30 AM Me: k!
10:44:36 AM Jill: that will include some mother fucking explitives
10:44:40 AM Me: LOL
10:44:41 AM Jill: so these fucking assholes
10:44:41 AM Me: yes!
10:44:48 AM Jill: at the shopping center next to my god damn house
10:44:59 AM Jill: i contemplated going down there last night
10:45:05 AM Jill: because these fuckers came
10:45:08 AM Jill: second night in a row
10:45:17 AM Jill: to clean the god damn parking lot
10:45:20 AM Jill: are you kidding?
10:45:26 AM Me: they clean every night?
10:45:36 AM Jill: do you need to operate a street sweeper at FIVE IN THE FUCKING MORNING?
10:45:39 AM Jill: no
10:45:45 AM Jill: it’s usually like once a week
10:45:50 AM Jill: but i guess they missed last week
10:45:54 AM Jill: so they did it two nights in a row
10:45:57 AM Jill: but last night Continue reading they had no idea they could have been knifed
got 99 problems… yeah.
9:26:04 AM Enrique: first world problem
9:26:26 AM Enrique: got device that stores coffee at hot temp for 4 hours
9:26:45 AM Enrique: coffee is too hot to drink for 4 ours
9:28:26 AM Me: LOL
9:28:51 AM Enrique: also i just leaned forward to fart and i almost shit my pants
9:29:14 AM Me: LOLOL
9:29:18 AM Me: loling @ work
9:29:20 AM Me: about ur shitty ass
9:29:24 AM Enrique: welcome back!
9:29:30 AM Enrique: yea i need to poop now
9:29:30 AM Enrique: brb
9:29:42 AM Me: clean urself up
fatty
11:36:22 AM Enrique: first world problem: my hand is too fat to shove into the pringles container so i am forced to tilt it