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they had no idea they could have been knifed

10:44:25 AM Jill: oh i have a story
10:44:30 AM Me: k!
10:44:36 AM Jill: that will include some mother fucking explitives
10:44:40 AM Me: LOL
10:44:41 AM Jill: so these fucking assholes
10:44:41 AM Me: yes!
10:44:48 AM Jill: at the shopping center next to my god damn house
10:44:59 AM Jill: i contemplated going down there last night
10:45:05 AM Jill: because these fuckers came
10:45:08 AM Jill: second night in a row
10:45:17 AM Jill: to clean the god damn parking lot
10:45:20 AM Jill: are you kidding?
10:45:26 AM Me: they clean every night?
10:45:36 AM Jill: do you need to operate a street sweeper at FIVE IN THE FUCKING MORNING?
10:45:39 AM Jill: no
10:45:45 AM Jill: it’s usually like once a week
10:45:50 AM Jill: but i guess they missed last week
10:45:54 AM Jill: so they did it two nights in a row
10:45:57 AM Jill: but last night Continue reading they had no idea they could have been knifed

got 99 problems… yeah.

9:26:04 AM Enrique: first world problem
9:26:26 AM Enrique: got device that stores coffee at hot temp for 4 hours
9:26:45 AM Enrique: coffee is too hot to drink for 4 ours
9:28:26 AM Me: LOL
9:28:51 AM Enrique: also i just leaned forward to fart and i almost shit my pants
9:29:14 AM Me: LOLOL
9:29:18 AM Me: loling @ work
9:29:20 AM Me: about ur shitty ass
9:29:24 AM Enrique: welcome back!
9:29:30 AM Enrique: yea i need to poop now
9:29:30 AM Enrique: brb
9:29:42 AM Me: clean urself up