2:41:20 PM Me: btw I think drinking coffee with Teef is like the happiest thing ive done all year. it’s so awesome she’s on the sauce!!
2:41:45 PM Skrimps: LOL
2:41:58 PM Skrimps: She called me physically and left me voicemail this morning
2:42:03 PM Skrimps: because she was looking for coffee
2:42:06 PM Me: LOL!
2:42:10 PM Skrimps: like cant text, this is too important
2:42:13 PM Me: LOL
2:42:15 PM Skrimps: where is the coffee!!!!!!!!!
2:42:17 PM Skrimps: lol
Tag Archives: coffee
“a cup of discomfort”
12:58:01 PM Me : u can order a “dirty chai”
12:58:05 PM Croissant: o
12:58:06 PM Me : and that has a shot of espesso in it
12:58:08 PM Me : espresso
12:58:12 PM Croissant: damn
12:58:21 PM Croissant: chai tea already makes me sweat
12:58:29 PM Croissant: mind as well be on the pot at the same time
12:58:39 PM Croissant: “i would like a cup of discomfort”
french press etiquette
10:33:20 AM Pineapple: I wish I had Starbucks.
10:33:26 AM Me : yeah! the guys at that sbux are super cool
10:33:27 AM Me : aw
10:33:29 AM Me : u need it!
10:33:33 AM Me : or even better
10:33:34 AM Pineapple: Maybe I’ll get some later
10:33:34 AM Me : french press
10:33:49 AM Pineapple: I’ve already got my pants on.
10:33:51 AM Pineapple: Lol
just awesome
9:16:10 AM Pineapple: Sooo… I posted a pic on Instagram of the French Press, cause I used it this morning. But… I had to take it down cause I’m pretty sure in the reflection you could tell that I wasn’t wearing pants. lol
got 99 problems… yeah.
9:26:04 AM Enrique: first world problem
9:26:26 AM Enrique: got device that stores coffee at hot temp for 4 hours
9:26:45 AM Enrique: coffee is too hot to drink for 4 ours
9:28:26 AM Me: LOL
9:28:51 AM Enrique: also i just leaned forward to fart and i almost shit my pants
9:29:14 AM Me: LOLOL
9:29:18 AM Me: loling @ work
9:29:20 AM Me: about ur shitty ass
9:29:24 AM Enrique: welcome back!
9:29:30 AM Enrique: yea i need to poop now
9:29:30 AM Enrique: brb
9:29:42 AM Me: clean urself up
smooshy.
3:22:16 PM Me:
“Inspiration is Perishable. We all have ideas. Ideas are immortal. They last forever. What doesn’t last forever is inspiration. Inspiration is like fresh fruit or milk: It has an expiration date. If you want to do something, you’ve got to do it now. You can’t put it on a shelf and wait two months to get around to it. You can’t just say you’ll do it later. Later, you won’t be pumped up about it anymore. If you’re inspired on a Friday, swear off the wekend and dive into the project. When you’re high on inspiration, you can get two weeks of work done in twenty four hours. Inspiration is a time machine in that way. Inspiration is a magical thing, a productivity multiplier, a motivator. But it won’t wait for you. Inspiration is a now thing. If it grabs you, grab it right back and put it to work.”
Anyway, good luck!
-Josh
3:22:38 PM Me: pretty awesome
3:22:47 PM Me: when were you spitting?!
3:23:21 PM Croissant: wait
3:23:25 PM Croissant: i need some more context
3:23:29 PM Croissant: who is josh
3:23:33 PM Croissant: and why did he send you that
3:23:37 PM Croissant: and what does he smoke
3:23:55 PM Croissant: it is very true
3:24:02 PM Croissant: inspiration is like a banana
3:24:14 PM Croissant: you better cut that shit up and put it on some coffee flavored ice cream
3:24:21 PM Croissant: before it turns brown and smooshy
coffee time
caramel fraps
9:55:07 AM Teef: Lol. I want coffee
9:55:16 AM Teef: Rather a frap
9:55:22 AM Teef: Not coffee
9:55:26 AM Teef: But frp
9:55:27 AM Me: frap has coffee right?
9:55:36 AM Teef: From Starbucks
9:55:55 AM Me: fraps have shots of espresso right?
9:55:57 AM Me: like 1 or 2
9:56:00 AM Teef: I get caramel craps.
9:56:02 AM Teef: Lol
9:56:07 AM Teef: FRAPS
9:56:15 AM Teef: Auto correct
do not want!
9:59:42 AM Jill: what’s up mothafucka!
9:59:52 AM Jill: i’m getting pumped
10:00:01 AM Jill: tried some iced coffee today for a lilttle something different
10:00:03 AM Jill: good shit
10:02:10 AM Me: im always getting that these days
10:03:43 AM Jill: also my hands smell like chlorine
10:03:46 AM Jill: i do not like this
lent loophole
2:50:52 PM Me: drink some coffee
2:50:56 PM Me: take your medicine
2:50:58 PM Me: lol
2:51:01 PM MissBigPurple: i cant. i made a promise to myself.
2:51:06 PM MissBigPurple: for lent i gave up coffee
2:51:12 PM MissBigPurple: and im hoping it will help my gerd
2:51:16 PM Me: oh
2:51:18 PM Me: damn
2:51:26 PM Me: what about an espresso soaked cookie?
2:51:34 PM MissBigPurple: Lol. i think thats OK
2:51:35 PM MissBigPurple: totally ok
……..
2:52:55 PM MissBigPurple: haha
2:53:08 PM MissBigPurple: i was thinking about getting some 5 hour energies. at least for tomorrow night
2:53:13 PM MissBigPurple: i want to be fuckin pumped