Tag Archives: coffee

the juice is loose!

2:41:20 PM Me: btw I think drinking coffee with Teef is like the happiest thing ive done all year. it’s so awesome she’s on the sauce!!
2:41:45 PM Skrimps: LOL
2:41:58 PM Skrimps: She called me physically and left me voicemail this morning
2:42:03 PM Skrimps: because she was looking for coffee
2:42:06 PM Me: LOL!
2:42:10 PM Skrimps: like cant text, this is too important
2:42:13 PM Me: LOL
2:42:15 PM Skrimps: where is the coffee!!!!!!!!!
2:42:17 PM Skrimps: lol

got 99 problems… yeah.

9:26:04 AM Enrique: first world problem
9:26:26 AM Enrique: got device that stores coffee at hot temp for 4 hours
9:26:45 AM Enrique: coffee is too hot to drink for 4 ours
9:28:26 AM Me: LOL
9:28:51 AM Enrique: also i just leaned forward to fart and i almost shit my pants
9:29:14 AM Me: LOLOL
9:29:18 AM Me: loling @ work
9:29:20 AM Me: about ur shitty ass
9:29:24 AM Enrique: welcome back!
9:29:30 AM Enrique: yea i need to poop now
9:29:30 AM Enrique: brb
9:29:42 AM Me: clean urself up

smooshy.

3:22:16 PM Me:

“Inspiration is Perishable. We all have ideas. Ideas are immortal. They last forever. What doesn’t last forever is inspiration. Inspiration is like fresh fruit or milk: It has an expiration date. If you want to do something, you’ve got to do it now. You can’t put it on a shelf and wait two months to get around to it. You can’t just say you’ll do it later. Later, you won’t be pumped up about it anymore. If you’re inspired on a Friday, swear off the wekend and dive into the project. When you’re high on inspiration, you can get two weeks of work done in twenty four hours. Inspiration is a time machine in that way. Inspiration is a magical thing, a productivity multiplier, a motivator. But it won’t wait for you. Inspiration is a now thing. If it grabs you, grab it right back and put it to work.”

Anyway, good luck!

-Josh
3:22:38 PM Me: pretty awesome
3:22:47 PM Me: when were you spitting?!
3:23:21 PM Croissant: wait
3:23:25 PM Croissant: i need some more context
3:23:29 PM Croissant: who is josh
3:23:33 PM Croissant: and why did he send you that
3:23:37 PM Croissant: and what does he smoke
3:23:55 PM Croissant: it is very true
3:24:02 PM Croissant: inspiration is like a banana
3:24:14 PM Croissant: you better cut that shit up and put it on some coffee flavored ice cream
3:24:21 PM Croissant: before it turns brown and smooshy

lent loophole

2:50:52 PM Me: drink some coffee
2:50:56 PM Me: take your medicine
2:50:58 PM Me: lol
2:51:01 PM MissBigPurple: i cant. i made a promise to myself.
2:51:06 PM MissBigPurple: for lent i gave up coffee
2:51:12 PM MissBigPurple: and im hoping it will help my gerd
2:51:16 PM Me: oh
2:51:18 PM Me: damn
2:51:26 PM Me: what about an espresso soaked cookie?
2:51:34 PM MissBigPurple: Lol. i think thats OK
2:51:35 PM MissBigPurple: totally ok

……..

2:52:55 PM MissBigPurple: haha
2:53:08 PM MissBigPurple: i was thinking about getting some 5 hour energies. at least for tomorrow night
2:53:13 PM MissBigPurple: i want to be fuckin pumped