10:25:44 PM MissBigPurple: did you go back and add more quotes to your blog? i just re-read them all and it seems like there are more then i remember. Enrique still wins.
10:26:01 PM MissBigPurple: the shit he says is hilarious
10:26:13 PM MissBigPurple: mostly because I can visualize the words.
10:26:25 PM MissBigPurple: a talking black beard. lol
10:26:48 PM MissBigPurple: Enrique o’clock shadow covering the land with his darkness.
no words for this one
4:43:57 PM Skrimps: see thats wehre sarah working at the vagina doctor is helpful
first day back!
4:11:11 PM Enrique: i am nuts right now
4:11:18 PM Enrique: first day back
4:11:22 PM Enrique: godamit
4:11:24 PM Enrique: AND
4:11:39 PM Enrique: the communicator portion that i installed a couple weeks ago
4:11:41 PM Enrique: SEE YA
4:11:47 PM Enrique: all that work
4:11:48 PM Enrique: NOPE
4:11:53 PM Enrique: IN YOUR FACE Enrique
4:11:57 PM Enrique: DO IT OVER CUZ WE LOST IT
4:12:53 PM Enrique: anyway
4:12:55 PM Enrique: im gonna head home
4:13:02 PM Enrique: cuz i wanna punch babies
4:13:08 PM Enrique: and by babies i mean bill gates
long live the queen!
9:40:24 AM Me: oh
9:40:26 AM Me: and i can list one bay now
9:40:28 AM Me: ebay
9:40:31 AM Me: ON Ebay
9:40:46 AM Skrimps: LOL
9:40:49 AM Skrimps: got it
9:40:54 AM Skrimps: one bay
9:41:47 AM Me: LoL
9:41:54 AM Me: hey woman!
9:41:58 AM Me: dont make me…
9:41:58 AM Me: lol
9:42:01 AM Skrimps: lol
9:42:02 AM Skrimps: i know
9:42:20 AM Skrimps: im the ytpo queen
9:42:22 AM Skrimps: jesus
9:42:38 AM Me: LOL
midnight foodstuffs.
teateaayteatea.
5:22:39 PM Me: FYI a synonym for “chat” is “tête-à-tête”
5:23:08 PM Teef: Lol tea tea ay tea tea
5:24:06 PM Me: apparently it’s pronounced “tatetat” or te ta tet
5:24:15 PM Me: it means “a private or intimate conversation between two people”
5:24:17 PM Me: anyways
5:24:18 PM Me: wtf Teef
5:24:25 PM Me: why did u get me down this rabbit hole of vocab
5:24:30 PM Teef: It’s better as teateaayteatea
cancer
the assist
3:11:30 PM Skrimps: fucking lola
3:11:33 PM Skrimps: pooped
3:11:34 PM Me: LoL
3:11:36 PM Me: what
3:11:37 PM Me: oh no
3:11:37 PM Me: where
3:11:41 PM Skrimps: and doesnt always bury her shit
3:11:45 PM Skrimps: in he rlitter box
3:11:54 PM Skrimps: but i could smell it
3:12:02 PM Skrimps: i went to bury it for her
3:12:04 PM Skrimps: lazy cat
3:12:11 PM Skrimps: now im lighting candles
3:12:12 PM Me: WHAT?
3:12:13 PM Skrimps: lol
3:12:19 PM Me: U burried cat shit!?
3:12:41 PM Skrimps: like i shook the the litter box around so the litter coverred the poop
3:12:51 PM Skrimps: the litter is meant to deodorize it
3:13:00 PM Skrimps: but she’ll poop and let it sit on top of it
3:13:04 PM Skrimps: defeats the purpose
3:13:08 PM Skrimps: and stinks
3:13:20 PM Skrimps: i didnt like dig around
3:13:25 PM Skrimps: and bury it
3:13:56 PM Me: LoL
3:13:56 PM Me: damn
3:13:59 PM Me: the assist
al green’s soft singing
1:20:24 PM Me: i hate it when i throw my headphones in
1:20:29 PM Me: ready to get Pumped
1:20:30 PM Me: and do some shit
1:20:32 PM Me: hit play
1:20:35 PM Me: and al green comes on
1:20:39 PM Me: talking about getting married and shit
1:20:40 PM Me: all soft
1:20:48 PM Me: no time for being a pussy right now.
1:20:53 PM Blarley: lol what are you talking about
1:20:57 PM Blarley: that is the manliest music of all
1:21:07 PM Me: some of it is
1:21:18 PM Blarley: he’s only singing so soft because all of the low tones are trapped in his balls