9:45:44 AM Jill: i had a dream
9:45:46 AM Jill: well a nightmare
9:45:51 AM Me: go
9:45:52 AM Jill: that i was in a public restroom
9:45:56 AM Me: ok this is bad already
9:46:04 AM Jill: and there were 2 spiders
9:46:07 AM Jill: daddy long legs
9:46:10 AM Jill: im OK with those
9:46:13 AM Jill: but i was on alert
9:46:14 AM Jill: then
9:46:21 AM Jill: out of nowhere
9:46:32 AM Jill: a spider – the CHUNKY KIND – fell on my butt crack
tmi
10:53:32 AM Me: http://i.imgur.com/EBIDp.png
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11:03:14 AM Enrique: o damn
11:03:22 AM Enrique: fortunately that doesn’t happen to me
11:03:29 AM Enrique: i dont do the lean forward and wipe
11:03:32 AM Enrique: i stand and wipe
11:03:36 AM Enrique: no room for error
work and anger
11:18:14 AM Enrique: cuz i just got hit in my fucking head with a soccer ball
11:18:18 AM Enrique: and now im pissed off
11:18:48 AM Enrique: there is no place for me to work
11:18:53 AM Enrique: so i work on the playground
11:18:56 AM Enrique: cuz thats where the tables are
11:19:02 AM Me: obisouly
11:19:03 AM Me: dont do work!
11:19:05 AM Enrique: so i havel ike 3 notebooks im working on
11:19:07 AM Enrique: I KNOW!
11:19:15 AM Enrique: fixing these shits
11:19:17 AM Enrique: installng crap
11:19:25 AM Enrique: balls just-a-flying
11:19:26 AM Me: remote desktoip
11:19:27 AM Me: god damn it
11:19:32 AM Enrique: ok brb
11:19:34 AM Enrique: stupid ass tech lady
11:19:36 AM Enrique: looking at me
11:19:38 AM Enrique: like a fat bitch
11:19:40 AM Enrique: kek
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double you teee ef!
8:50:42 PM Enrique: freakin descriminating against the white man
10:39:10 PM Me: ???
10:39:12 PM Me: what happened mang
10:39:39 PM Me: also can you get me a cinema display?
10:40:01 PM Enrique: a cinema diplay?
10:40:09 PM Enrique: i dont know what that means
10:40:10 PM Me: yes please
10:40:12 PM Enrique: and fucking mexicans
10:40:13 PM Me: apple
10:40:14 PM Enrique: stupid ass Blarley
10:40:16 PM Me: ? Continue reading double you teee ef!
the curse!
10:54:41 AM Teef: 47
10:54:45 AM Teef: DUDE LAST NIGHT ON SVU
10:54:50 AM Teef: FUCKING JOHN STAMOS
10:54:54 AM Me: uncle jessie?
10:54:54 AM Teef: HAD 47 CHILDREN
10:54:57 AM Teef: YES
10:54:57 AM Me: LOL
10:55:04 AM Teef: they were like you have 24 kids
10:55:11 AM Teef: and he’s like NOT. EVEN. CLOSE.
10:55:15 AM Teef: 47 kids!
10:55:21 AM Me: it’s a curse!
10:55:31 AM Teef: a wonderful curse
we gotta comedian
ghetto speak.
zombies
tigs
3:22:14 PM MissBigPurple: but you need to be warned. when you come to get me for dinner. i am in my usual cripple outfit
3:22:21 PM MissBigPurple: beater, sweats and hoodie
3:22:25 PM MissBigPurple: please dont be embarrased
3:22:31 PM MissBigPurple: my tits are large and in charge
this is Not funny
10:26:38 AM Enrique: dude
10:26:40 AM Enrique: this is funny
10:26:57 AM Enrique: this famous chemical engineer was interviewed
10:27:01 AM Enrique: after he retired
10:27:04 AM Enrique: and they axed him
10:27:18 AM Enrique: what do you do now that you’re retired?
10:27:43 AM Me: ?
10:28:26 AM Enrique: he goes
10:28:48 AM Me: slowest….
10:28:49 AM Me: story…
10:28:50 AM Me: ever
10:28:54 AM Enrique: well… im fortunate to have a chemical engineering background Continue reading this is Not funny