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don’t use my shit

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2:56:05 PM TwentyTwo: i dunno if people do this to you
2:56:08 PM TwentyTwo: but theres at guy at my work
2:56:13 PM TwentyTwo: who always reachs for my mouse
2:56:30 PM TwentyTwo: like hes talking about something and they just reaches over and starts trying to use my mouse
2:57:25 PM TwentyTwo: the got’cha about the whole thing is that i have multiple desktops at my desk, so he always reachs for the wrong one, i’m so fed up with it now, i just let him TRY and use the mouse he reachs for, now he’s always like why doesn’t ur mouse work
2:58:12 PM TwentyTwo: i wanna say because ur arm is over my cock and my mouse gets jealous so it stops working

jerk!

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4:37:02 PM Me: here listen tot this shit
4:37:05 PM TwentyTwo: bbr
4:37:06 PM Me: it’s sad
4:37:06 PM TwentyTwo: brb
4:37:07 PM TwentyTwo: sorry
4:37:09 PM Me: oh i see how it is
4:37:09 PM TwentyTwo: 10mins
4:37:10 PM Me: Fuck u
4:37:13 PM Me: ill be here while u shit
4:37:15 PM Me: don’t worry about me
4:37:23 PM Me: i hope it’s coarse
4:42:44 PM TwentyTwo: that’s so mean
4:42:56 PM TwentyTwo: feels like i’m laying pinecones
4:44:04 PM Me: LOL
4:44:21 PM Me: shitting screws and glass
4:44:23 PM Me: fucking hat ethat
4:44:41 PM TwentyTwo: hella mad at anus its not producing smooth craps
Changed status to Away: Idle since 4:49 PM (GMT-8) (4:49:44 PM)

actually, he’s a good man.

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1:55:10 PM Croissant: Bob, Derpina, and Herpington
1:55:32 PM Me: Herpington is Derpina’s shitty bf?
1:55:50 PM Croissant: he ain’t shitty
1:55:54 PM Croissant: is that what we said
1:56:01 PM Me: i’m pretty sure she and you said that
1:56:05 PM Me: i could be making that up
1:56:07 PM Croissant: lol
1:56:10 PM Croissant: they are great now
1:56:16 PM Me: lol ok then
1:56:17 PM Croissant: he is one of the nicest dudes i know
1:56:37 PM Croissant: she can be hard on him
1:56:42 PM Croissant: she went out of town for a week
1:56:52 PM Croissant: and came back and he had trimmed his pubes
1:56:59 PM Croissant: so she thought he was seeing other chicks
1:57:03 PM Croissant: stupid shit like that
1:57:07 PM Croissant: anyway, TMI?

first world problem w/ google plus

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1:19:47 PM Jill: i took a pic on my phone
1:19:54 PM Jill: it auto uploaded to google+
1:20:01 PM Jill: wtf
1:20:04 PM Jill: so i go into g+
1:20:08 PM Jill: and it’s not public
1:20:19 PM Jill: just goes into a  mobile pics album that’s not shared
1:20:26 PM Jill: but apparently there is an option
1:20:39 PM Jill: to auto upload all pics on my phone to that album, which i can choose to make public
1:20:46 PM Jill: um. i have a pic of a foot long DD on my phone
1:20:59 PM Jill: i simply cannot have that posted on the internet under my name

got 99 problems… yeah.

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9:26:04 AM Enrique: first world problem
9:26:26 AM Enrique: got device that stores coffee at hot temp for 4 hours
9:26:45 AM Enrique: coffee is too hot to drink for 4 ours
9:28:26 AM Me: LOL
9:28:51 AM Enrique: also i just leaned forward to fart and i almost shit my pants
9:29:14 AM Me: LOLOL
9:29:18 AM Me: loling @ work
9:29:20 AM Me: about ur shitty ass
9:29:24 AM Enrique: welcome back!
9:29:30 AM Enrique: yea i need to poop now
9:29:30 AM Enrique: brb
9:29:42 AM Me: clean urself up

butter cake from cpk

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3:16:23 PM Croissant: so this butter cake
3:17:29 PM Me: coffee + milk
3:17:31 PM Me: the double
3:18:04 PM Croissant: looks so unassuming
3:18:10 PM Croissant: but it is warm
3:18:19 PM Croissant: and the perfect flavor
3:18:29 PM Croissant: perfect level of sweetness
3:18:41 PM Croissant: with haughghghgan daaz ice cream
3:18:46 PM Croissant: warm in the middle
3:19:01 PM Me: LOL
3:19:14 PM Me: TO THE QUOTE BLOG!
3:19:20 PM Croissant: 1388 calories