10:05:34 AM Jill: i’m on a mission to not have any more dental issues
10:06:00 AM Jill: so one all 3 rounds are complete with the current shit, i’m committing to never having any more dental work ever again
10:06:06 AM Jill: flossing? check
10:06:16 AM Jill: prescription flouride toothpaste? check
10:06:20 AM Jill: i’m all over this shit
10:06:26 AM Jill: like paula deen on a stick of butter
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a convo on nerves
4:53:56 PM Me: the convo yesterday
4:53:58 PM Me: about poopin
4:53:59 PM Me: was hilarious
4:54:04 PM Croissant: wait
4:54:06 PM Croissant: tell me more
4:54:09 PM Me: OUR convo!
4:54:16 PM Croissant: what did we say
4:54:31 PM Croissant: and what was the coonen / craig ghost?
4:55:44 PM Me:
4:54:11 PM Croissant: i feel like i need to poop, so nervous
4:54:17 PM Croissant: did i just type that out loud
4:54:28 PM Me: LOL
4:54:32 PM Me: it happened
4:54:35 PM Me: it’s all good
4:54:37 PM Me: everybody poops
4:54:40 PM Croissant: not me
4:54:44 PM Croissant: no butthole
4:54:49 PM Me: just sweat it out
4:54:50 PM Me: LoL
4:54:54 PM Croissant: i am totally full of shit
4:55:52 PM Me: i so wanted to post that on my site
4:55:55 PM Me: lololol
4:56:00 PM Me: that almost killed me
4:56:18 PM Me: it’s just this totally confusing and convoluted code/paradigm of doing shit in our codebase
4:56:23 PM Me: (the carper/connen ref)
4:56:57 PM Croissant: oh, got it
4:56:59 PM Croissant: put it up!
4:57:05 PM Croissant: croissont has no shame in her game
gtl
name changing
4:15:26 PM Croissant: i am trying to change my name
4:15:33 PM Croissant: and it is very tedious
4:15:33 PM Me: To what?
4:15:45 PM Croissant: to Croissant badass
4:15:57 PM Me: fits!
4:16:04 PM Croissant: to Croissant missbigpurple badass
4:16:09 PM Me: LOL
4:16:16 PM Me: Oh man
4:16:36 PM Me: yep
4:16:37 PM Me: that’s going up
4:17:11 PM Croissant: they are purple
4:17:17 PM Croissant: i saw one in a movie once
4:17:38 PM Croissant: and, no, it wasn’t anaconda
4:17:54 PM Croissant: or snakes on a plane
4:17:56 PM Me: LOL
4:18:20 PM Me: im tired of all these mutha fucking purples
4:18:23 PM Me: on this muthafuckin plain
4:18:25 PM Me: plane
4:18:28 PM Me: damn autocorrect
kind of sad.
frog wedding
1:36:40 PM Me: im trying to not bust up
1:37:26 PM Croissant: so bad
1:37:37 PM Croissant: me and kerms had a nice chat this morning
1:37:48 PM Croissant: right after i robbed him of his parking spot
1:40:21 PM Me: how did it go?
1:40:38 PM Croissant: his wedding sounds deodorant-optional
1:41:16 PM Me: lol! why is that??
1:41:32 PM Croissant: i asked about the music
1:41:45 PM Croissant: and he was like “we all will play music”
1:42:22 PM Croissant: so pretty much i just imagined a jam band made up of frogs
1:42:43 PM Croissant: and miss piggys doing interpretive dances
1:42:56 PM Croissant: his mom will make all the food
1:43:21 PM Croissant: and i confirmed the chin pubes are special for the big day
1:43:56 PM Croissant: but, all in all, i like the guy
1:44:22 PM Me: i don’t even know what to say right now
burning man attire
i’m not hungry now.
3:16:04 PM TwentyTwo: brb gotaa shower i smell like warm poo and tuna fish
disabled.
2:11:26 PM RadNerd: I thought i was the only one crippled by the awesomeness
beef stew
2:05:33 PM Enrique: omfg on a side note
2:05:51 PM Enrique: my coworker just left and i may have just shit my pants cuz i farted so much
2:05:56 PM Me: LOL
2:05:59 PM Me: That’s SO sick
2:06:00 PM Enrique: i was holding that in for like 15min
2:06:07 PM Enrique: damn it felt great
2:06:11 PM Enrique: it smells AWEFUL
2:06:39 PM Enrique: but anyways
2:06:43 PM Enrique: what have you guys been doing?
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2:13:14 PM Enrique: jesus fucking christ. never ever get the beef stew from whole foods
2:13:19 PM Enrique: mother of god this is nasty
2:14:51 PM Me: that’s basically dog food
2:15:05 PM Enrique: i dunno if thats a good or bad thing
2:15:16 PM Enrique: rustys shits look nice to take
2:15:20 PM Enrique: wish i took those all the time