2:00:25 PM Skrimps: Fuck work, eat chocolate
All posts by skrimps
no words for this one
4:43:57 PM Skrimps: see thats wehre sarah working at the vagina doctor is helpful
long live the queen!
9:40:24 AM Me: oh
9:40:26 AM Me: and i can list one bay now
9:40:28 AM Me: ebay
9:40:31 AM Me: ON Ebay
9:40:46 AM Skrimps: LOL
9:40:49 AM Skrimps: got it
9:40:54 AM Skrimps: one bay
9:41:47 AM Me: LoL
9:41:54 AM Me: hey woman!
9:41:58 AM Me: dont make me…
9:41:58 AM Me: lol
9:42:01 AM Skrimps: lol
9:42:02 AM Skrimps: i know
9:42:20 AM Skrimps: im the ytpo queen
9:42:22 AM Skrimps: jesus
9:42:38 AM Me: LOL
midnight foodstuffs.
the assist
3:11:30 PM Skrimps: fucking lola
3:11:33 PM Skrimps: pooped
3:11:34 PM Me: LoL
3:11:36 PM Me: what
3:11:37 PM Me: oh no
3:11:37 PM Me: where
3:11:41 PM Skrimps: and doesnt always bury her shit
3:11:45 PM Skrimps: in he rlitter box
3:11:54 PM Skrimps: but i could smell it
3:12:02 PM Skrimps: i went to bury it for her
3:12:04 PM Skrimps: lazy cat
3:12:11 PM Skrimps: now im lighting candles
3:12:12 PM Me: WHAT?
3:12:13 PM Skrimps: lol
3:12:19 PM Me: U burried cat shit!?
3:12:41 PM Skrimps: like i shook the the litter box around so the litter coverred the poop
3:12:51 PM Skrimps: the litter is meant to deodorize it
3:13:00 PM Skrimps: but she’ll poop and let it sit on top of it
3:13:04 PM Skrimps: defeats the purpose
3:13:08 PM Skrimps: and stinks
3:13:20 PM Skrimps: i didnt like dig around
3:13:25 PM Skrimps: and bury it
3:13:56 PM Me: LoL
3:13:56 PM Me: damn
3:13:59 PM Me: the assist
gross.
bein’ classy
2:13:53 PM Skrimps: I can’t decide if I want some tea, or mediocre hot chocolate
2:14:21 PM Me: how about double up?
2:14:41 PM Skrimps: maybe
2:14:50 PM Skrimps: eh, i think im going with tea
2:15:53 PM Me: keep it classy
2:18:41 PM Skrimps: tea time!
2:18:48 PM Skrimps: I do like to keep it classy
2:18:57 PM Me: well of course ud o
2:19:00 PM Me: u are a classy chick!
2:19:19 PM Skrimps: emphasis on assy
2:19:48 PM Me: LOL!
2:19:54 PM Me: oh man
Know the Way.
The Crotch Shot.
4:54:33 PM Skrimps: I have an awkward office restroom story
4:54:35 PM Me: then plow it ou
4:54:36 PM Me: go!
4:54:53 PM Skrimps: so the ladies bathroom is 2 stalls, side by side
4:55:20 PM Skrimps: in between the 2 stalls is a drain on the floor
4:55:32 PM Me: lol
4:55:32 PM Me: ok
4:55:46 PM Skrimps: its shiny silver and today i realized, rather reflective
4:55:58 PM Skrimps: and I absolutely got a crotch shot
4:56:23 PM Skrimps: thats all really
4:57:09 PM Skrimps: its blurry, but you can clearly make out colors and shadows and what not
4:57:14 PM Me: LOL
4:57:16 PM Skrimps: and shapes
4:57:16 PM Me: LOLOLOL
4:57:26 PM Me: so
4:57:36 PM Me: u peeped another crotch than ur own?!
4:57:39 PM Me: via a reflection?!
4:57:47 PM Skrimps: not on purpose
4:57:49 PM Skrimps: really
4:57:50 PM Me: still
4:57:52 PM Me: Hilarious dude
4:57:53 PM Me: that’s great
4:58:02 PM Skrimps: i quickly looked away when i realized and got really uncomfortable