3:33:30 PM Enrique: god
3:33:31 PM Me: LOL
3:33:36 PM Enrique: you stay home
3:33:38 PM Enrique: make me dinner
3:33:45 PM Enrique: im gonna have sex with numerous other chicks who are sluts
3:33:49 PM Enrique: then come eat your food
3:33:53 PM Enrique: and tell you it tastes bad
3:33:56 PM Me: LOL
3:34:08 PM Enrique: godam
3:34:10 PM Enrique: american dream
3:34:12 PM Enrique: what happened?
3:34:18 PM Enrique: chicks got empowered
3:34:21 PM Enrique: thats what
3:34:26 PM Enrique: trying to be equal
3:34:39 PM Enrique: all that got you was being 30 and nothing to show for it but your careen
3:34:41 PM Enrique: career
3:34:43 PM Enrique: fuck a career
3:34:49 PM Enrique: make me babies and pies
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All posts by enrique
wut?
12:00:26 PM Enrique: i be knowing obscure nomenclature
12:00:35 PM Me: i thought i twas a bison
12:00:38 PM Me: still funnty!
12:00:39 PM Me: lol
12:00:40 PM Me: hey
12:00:41 PM Me: wilys?
12:00:43 PM Enrique: a fuckin bison
12:00:48 PM Enrique: uhhhhh
12:00:49 PM Enrique: damn
12:00:54 PM Enrique: i am filthy as fuck rightn ow
12:00:57 PM Me: ?
12:00:58 PM Me: LoL
12:01:01 PM Me: what does that even mean
12:01:06 PM Enrique: i didn’t work
12:01:07 PM Enrique: so like
12:01:09 PM Enrique: im not showered
12:01:12 PM Enrique: sweatpants
12:01:15 PM Enrique: pumped on coffee
12:01:16 PM Me: damn
12:01:17 PM Enrique: blanket
valentine’s day
chocolate and flowers
12:13:27 PM Enrique: have you ever had phillz coffee?
12:15:36 PM Enrique: but dude
12:15:37 PM Enrique: phillz
12:15:39 PM Enrique: lemme splain
12:15:43 PM Enrique: i roll up in there…
12:15:48 PM Enrique: 40000000 coffees on the menu
12:15:50 PM Enrique: im like gimme one
12:15:52 PM Enrique: chick is like
12:16:01 PM Enrique: well this one has a hint of chocolate and a floral base
12:16:04 PM Enrique: this one is smokey
12:16:12 PM Enrique: im like.. wtf.. yea right bitch its just coffee
12:16:13 PM Enrique: gimme one
12:16:16 PM Enrique: dude…
12:16:17 PM Enrique: sure as shit
12:16:23 PM Enrique: that crap tasted like chocolate and flowers
12:16:26 PM Enrique: and it was amazing
12:16:29 PM Enrique: in every way
doin’ work
weight lifting
dubstep
9:06:39 AM Enrique: ye late
9:06:40 AM Enrique: also
9:06:41 AM Enrique: rusko
9:06:41 AM Me: i am
9:06:42 AM Enrique: sick
9:06:53 AM Me: what is that
9:06:56 AM Enrique: dubstep
9:07:03 AM Enrique: probably the tightest dubstep i have ever heard
9:07:12 AM Me: u got the shit?!
9:07:14 AM Me: send it overrr
9:07:17 AM Enrique: its downloading
9:07:20 AM Enrique: heard it on pandora the othe day
9:07:30 AM Enrique: head was bobbin like a crazy cracka
pump ass coffee
double
first day back!
4:11:11 PM Enrique: i am nuts right now
4:11:18 PM Enrique: first day back
4:11:22 PM Enrique: godamit
4:11:24 PM Enrique: AND
4:11:39 PM Enrique: the communicator portion that i installed a couple weeks ago
4:11:41 PM Enrique: SEE YA
4:11:47 PM Enrique: all that work
4:11:48 PM Enrique: NOPE
4:11:53 PM Enrique: IN YOUR FACE Enrique
4:11:57 PM Enrique: DO IT OVER CUZ WE LOST IT
4:12:53 PM Enrique: anyway
4:12:55 PM Enrique: im gonna head home
4:13:02 PM Enrique: cuz i wanna punch babies
4:13:08 PM Enrique: and by babies i mean bill gates