10:53:32 AM Me: http://i.imgur.com/EBIDp.png
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11:03:14 AM Enrique: o damn
11:03:22 AM Enrique: fortunately that doesn’t happen to me
11:03:29 AM Enrique: i dont do the lean forward and wipe
11:03:32 AM Enrique: i stand and wipe
11:03:36 AM Enrique: no room for error
All posts by enrique
work and anger
11:18:14 AM Enrique: cuz i just got hit in my fucking head with a soccer ball
11:18:18 AM Enrique: and now im pissed off
11:18:48 AM Enrique: there is no place for me to work
11:18:53 AM Enrique: so i work on the playground
11:18:56 AM Enrique: cuz thats where the tables are
11:19:02 AM Me: obisouly
11:19:03 AM Me: dont do work!
11:19:05 AM Enrique: so i havel ike 3 notebooks im working on
11:19:07 AM Enrique: I KNOW!
11:19:15 AM Enrique: fixing these shits
11:19:17 AM Enrique: installng crap
11:19:25 AM Enrique: balls just-a-flying
11:19:26 AM Me: remote desktoip
11:19:27 AM Me: god damn it
11:19:32 AM Enrique: ok brb
11:19:34 AM Enrique: stupid ass tech lady
11:19:36 AM Enrique: looking at me
11:19:38 AM Enrique: like a fat bitch
11:19:40 AM Enrique: kek
Changed status to Offline (11:19:43 AM)
double you teee ef!
8:50:42 PM Enrique: freakin descriminating against the white man
10:39:10 PM Me: ???
10:39:12 PM Me: what happened mang
10:39:39 PM Me: also can you get me a cinema display?
10:40:01 PM Enrique: a cinema diplay?
10:40:09 PM Enrique: i dont know what that means
10:40:10 PM Me: yes please
10:40:12 PM Enrique: and fucking mexicans
10:40:13 PM Me: apple
10:40:14 PM Enrique: stupid ass Blarley
10:40:16 PM Me: ? Continue reading double you teee ef!
ghetto speak.
this is Not funny
10:26:38 AM Enrique: dude
10:26:40 AM Enrique: this is funny
10:26:57 AM Enrique: this famous chemical engineer was interviewed
10:27:01 AM Enrique: after he retired
10:27:04 AM Enrique: and they axed him
10:27:18 AM Enrique: what do you do now that you’re retired?
10:27:43 AM Me: ?
10:28:26 AM Enrique: he goes
10:28:48 AM Me: slowest….
10:28:49 AM Me: story…
10:28:50 AM Me: ever
10:28:54 AM Enrique: well… im fortunate to have a chemical engineering background Continue reading this is Not funny
no penguins
3:38:13 PM Enrique: so i start to tell Jill this penguin joke
3:38:19 PM Enrique: before i could even type the second line
3:38:28 PM Enrique: she wants to know where the truck of penguins was
3:39:00 PM Enrique: immediatly dissapointed i was telling her a joke
3:39:04 PM Enrique: once i typed the second line
3:39:05 PM Enrique: lol
this convo is an abomination
4:05:36 PM Enrique: well they were a little larger
4:05:42 PM Enrique: just a little
4:07:11 PM Me: like my balls
4:07:20 PM Me: and scrotillia
4:07:50 PM Enrique: elephantitis nutsack Me
4:09:15 PM Enrique: u
4:09:16 PM Enrique: http://faculty.gvsu.edu/grahamdo/images/LFimage2a.png
4:09:26 PM Me: oh my god
4:09:29 PM Enrique: yep
4:09:31 PM Enrique: now u know
4:09:37 PM Me: i cant stop looking at it
4:09:40 PM Enrique: i know
4:09:42 PM Enrique: i still am
4:09:42 PM Me: i dont understand how it works
4:09:45 PM Enrique: study it
4:09:57 PM Me: i’m pretty sure i see MissBigPurple or Blarley‘s face in the wrinkles
4:10:56 PM Enrique: o good lord
4:11:00 PM Enrique: had to go there
4:11:23 PM Me: go where? We have not passed the line that your elephantitus balls dragged in the sand!!
4:11:37 PM Enrique: bringing Blarleys face into it
4:11:44 PM Enrique: now i see Blarleys face in the nutsack
4:11:52 PM Enrique: smiling
4:12:10 PM Me: LOL
4:12:11 PM Me: yes
4:12:15 PM Me: it’s like a nose
4:12:17 PM Me: a tiny mouth
4:12:21 PM Me: some dark ears
4:12:25 PM Me: on the top sides
4:12:26 PM Enrique: one dark eye!
4:12:27 PM Enrique: lol
4:12:30 PM Me: LOL
4:12:41 PM Enrique: o christ
4:12:43 PM Enrique: ok im going home
4:12:44 PM Enrique: later
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martial arts
the origin of keke
2:50:00 PM Enrique: lol
2:50:01 PM Enrique: yea
2:50:02 PM Enrique: kekeke
2:50:03 PM Enrique: brb
2:50:07 PM Me: what the f is this keke shit
2:58:49 PM Enrique: uhhh
2:58:52 PM Enrique: its nerdy lol
2:58:56 PM Enrique: so lol translated is kek
2:59:04 PM Enrique: if you to speak orcish
2:59:06 PM Enrique: kek
2:59:15 PM Me: hold up
2:59:19 PM Me: balls just recessed into my body cavity
2:59:44 PM Enrique: LOL
2:59:45 PM Enrique: dude…
2:59:49 PM Enrique: so i was on vent the other day
3:00:11 PM Enrique: and i called this guy mike a sandy vagina bitch
3:00:19 PM Enrique: actually
3:00:32 PM Enrique: so i busted in
3:00:37 PM Enrique: they were doing some shit
3:00:54 PM Enrique: and that guy was trying to hate on me
3:01:00 PM Enrique: so i was like.. your a douche bag
3:01:07 PM Enrique: and he goes.. so im a doubebag now?
3:01:10 PM Enrique: and i was like yea
3:01:13 PM Enrique: so he leaves vent
3:01:16 PM Enrique: comes back
3:01:22 PM Enrique: im like… oh… back?
3:01:27 PM Enrique: you sandy vagina little bitch
3:01:31 PM Enrique: just rage on him
3:01:38 PM Enrique: then im all like… fuck yea
3:01:46 PM Enrique: beat down on the nerds
3:02:26 PM Me: LOL
3:02:33 PM Me: shit’s gold right there.
healthier way to clean
2:13:03 PM Enrique: damn fool
2:13:08 PM Enrique: you need to get a toilet wand
2:13:11 PM Enrique: with removable tips
2:13:12 PM Me: i have one
2:13:13 PM Enrique: geezuz
2:13:15 PM Me: what is that
2:13:18 PM Enrique: omfg
2:13:21 PM Enrique: these things are awesome
2:13:23 PM Enrique: lemme splain
2:13:44 PM Enrique: http://www.clorox.com/products/clorox-toilet-wand-system/
2:13:49 PM Enrique: toilet wand system
2:13:54 PM Enrique: healthier way to clean nigga
2:13:55 PM Enrique: look
2:13:58 PM Enrique: baby touching toilet
2:13:58 PM Me: LOL
2:14:03 PM Me: baby playing in the toilet
2:14:05 PM Me: and it’s ok
2:14:05 PM Enrique: poop goes in toilet and babies touch it
2:14:07 PM Enrique: its all good
2:14:08 PM Enrique: RIGHT!