2:05:33 PM Enrique: omfg on a side note
2:05:51 PM Enrique: my coworker just left and i may have just shit my pants cuz i farted so much
2:05:56 PM Me: LOL
2:05:59 PM Me: That’s SO sick
2:06:00 PM Enrique: i was holding that in for like 15min
2:06:07 PM Enrique: damn it felt great
2:06:11 PM Enrique: it smells AWEFUL
2:06:39 PM Enrique: but anyways
2:06:43 PM Enrique: what have you guys been doing?
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2:13:14 PM Enrique: jesus fucking christ.  never ever get the beef stew from whole foods
2:13:19 PM Enrique: mother of god this is nasty
2:14:51 PM Me: that’s basically dog food
2:15:05 PM Enrique: i dunno if thats a good or bad thing
2:15:16 PM Enrique: rustys shits look nice to take
2:15:20 PM Enrique: wish i took those all the time