1:26:47 PM Jill: omg
1:26:48 PM Jill: omg
1:26:49 PM Jill: omfg
1:26:55 PM Jill: the worst thing ever just happened to me
1:26:58 PM Jill: i was in the bathroom
1:27:00 PM Me: LOL
1:27:02 PM Me: this is going to be good
1:27:04 PM Me: yes
1:27:04 PM Jill: no
1:27:09 PM Jill: i was in the bathroom
1:27:11 PM Jill: just peeing
1:27:12 PM Jill: THANK GOD
1:27:17 PM Jill: flushed the toilet
1:27:23 PM Jill: with my foot mind you – so i was completely standing up
1:27:32 PM Jill: the toilet SPRAYED WATER IN MY FACE
1:27:34 PM Jill: like from the bowl
1:27:38 PM Jill: toilet water in my face
1:27:46 PM Jill: i washed my face in the sink with hand soap
1:27:48 PM Jill: came to lab
1:27:51 PM Jill: asked for purell
1:27:54 PM Jill: no one has any
1:28:02 PM Me: LOL!!!
1:28:03 PM Jill: so they got alcohol wipes out of the first aid kit
1:28:12 PM Jill: i used that all over my face
1:28:15 PM Jill: and sunglasses
1:28:16 PM Jill: then realized
1:28:22 PM Jill: i stink of alcohol
1:28:27 PM Jill: so then washed my face again
1:28:48 PM Jill: and am now back in my office trying to forget the horror that just occurred
1:29:50 PM Me: so pretty much, you most likely have someone else’s feces on your face?
1:29:58 PM Me: or maybe just a particle like lodged in a pore
1:30:04 PM Me: that is HEAVY STUFF
1:31:27 PM Jill: omg
1:31:30 PM Jill: please dont say that
1:31:48 PM Jill: i’m going with “the toilet was cleaned this morning and Continue reading a shitty situation
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shitty shit
4:46:18 PM Skrimps: damn
4:46:19 PM Me: i didnt like shit my pants or anything
4:46:20 PM Me: it’s just
4:46:23 PM Me: they are so creepy
4:46:46 PM Skrimps: yea
4:46:55 PM Me: if i shat my pants
4:46:56 PM Me: damn
4:47:00 PM Me: that would be shitty
4:47:00 PM Me: lol
4:47:14 PM Skrimps: yeah
4:47:16 PM Skrimps: lol
4:47:24 PM Skrimps: it all adds up
4:47:32 PM Skrimps: shitty shit
the assist
3:11:30 PM Skrimps: fucking lola
3:11:33 PM Skrimps: pooped
3:11:34 PM Me: LoL
3:11:36 PM Me: what
3:11:37 PM Me: oh no
3:11:37 PM Me: where
3:11:41 PM Skrimps: and doesnt always bury her shit
3:11:45 PM Skrimps: in he rlitter box
3:11:54 PM Skrimps: but i could smell it
3:12:02 PM Skrimps: i went to bury it for her
3:12:04 PM Skrimps: lazy cat
3:12:11 PM Skrimps: now im lighting candles
3:12:12 PM Me: WHAT?
3:12:13 PM Skrimps: lol
3:12:19 PM Me: U burried cat shit!?
3:12:41 PM Skrimps: like i shook the the litter box around so the litter coverred the poop
3:12:51 PM Skrimps: the litter is meant to deodorize it
3:13:00 PM Skrimps: but she’ll poop and let it sit on top of it
3:13:04 PM Skrimps: defeats the purpose
3:13:08 PM Skrimps: and stinks
3:13:20 PM Skrimps: i didnt like dig around
3:13:25 PM Skrimps: and bury it
3:13:56 PM Me: LoL
3:13:56 PM Me: damn
3:13:59 PM Me: the assist