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man rule #324

1:45:01 PM TwentyTwo: dood
1:45:02 PM Me: LoL
1:45:04 PM Me: yeah
1:45:09 PM TwentyTwo: i heard that like areosmith or matelica
1:45:20 PM TwentyTwo: used to fuck burrito before going home to wifes
1:45:32 PM TwentyTwo: so they wouldn’t smell like groopie pussy
1:45:40 PM Me: WTF
1:45:42 PM Me: LOL!
1:45:42 PM TwentyTwo: yes
1:45:58 PM TwentyTwo: taco bell bean burritos
1:46:09 PM TwentyTwo: i guess that removes pussy smell, fyi
1:46:11 PM Me: that is so specific!
1:46:18 PM Me: What abou tthe red sauce
1:46:18 PM TwentyTwo: man rule #324

pretentious sex

2:53:34 PM Croissant: my ears just got raped
2:53:38 PM Me: LOL What!
2:53:45 PM Croissant: mitch was like
2:53:49 PM Croissant: UH
2:53:50 PM Croissant: UH
2:53:55 PM Croissant: like humping noise
2:53:56 PM Me: LOL
2:53:58 PM Me: god no
2:54:04 PM Me: can u imagine his O face?
2:54:14 PM Me: it’s gotta be SO theatrical
2:54:17 PM Me: and ends with like a scarf
2:54:19 PM Me: he throws in the air
2:54:26 PM Me: then cleans himself
2:56:40 PM Croissant: silk scarf
2:56:48 PM Croissant: and then he makes himself some herbal tea
2:56:53 PM Croissant: and smokes a clove
2:57:03 PM Me: LOLOLOLOL
2:57:07 PM Croissant: i can hear that!
2:57:20 PM Me: That is the most pretentious sex ending EVER
2:57:21 PM Me: i love it
2:57:21 PM Croissant: while he relaxes on his papasan chair from pier one
2:57:31 PM Me: omg
2:57:33 PM Me: can u write a book?
2:57:35 PM Me: so i can read it
2:57:35 PM Croissant: you can see it
2:57:38 PM Croissant: ok
2:57:59 PM Croissant: by croissont
2:58:10 PM Me: LOL yes!!