2:10:58 PM Me: http://i.imgur.com/nEqHT.jpg
2:12:18 PM Jill: LOL
2:12:21 PM Jill: dude that’s awesome
2:12:38 PM Jill: i ate two donuts
2:12:43 PM Jill: there’s no funny punch line
2:12:48 PM Jill: i just feel like that cat
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this is Not funny
10:26:38 AM Enrique: dude
10:26:40 AM Enrique: this is funny
10:26:57 AM Enrique: this famous chemical engineer was interviewed
10:27:01 AM Enrique: after he retired
10:27:04 AM Enrique: and they axed him
10:27:18 AM Enrique: what do you do now that you’re retired?
10:27:43 AM Me: ?
10:28:26 AM Enrique: he goes
10:28:48 AM Me: slowest….
10:28:49 AM Me: story…
10:28:50 AM Me: ever
10:28:54 AM Enrique: well… im fortunate to have a chemical engineering background Continue reading this is Not funny
no penguins
3:38:13 PM Enrique: so i start to tell Jill this penguin joke
3:38:19 PM Enrique: before i could even type the second line
3:38:28 PM Enrique: she wants to know where the truck of penguins was
3:39:00 PM Enrique: immediatly dissapointed i was telling her a joke
3:39:04 PM Enrique: once i typed the second line
3:39:05 PM Enrique: lol