2:56:03 PM Enrique: i cant concentrate on funny
2:56:06 PM Me: funny?!
2:56:10 PM Enrique: im too busy dealing with absolute retards
2:56:17 PM Me: damn
2:56:19 PM Enrique: dude
2:56:26 PM Enrique: i just fished an SD card out of a cd rom drive
2:56:29 PM Enrique: what the fuck
2:56:39 PM Enrique: when would that ever make sense even to a stupid person?
2:56:40 PM Enrique: i mean…
2:56:41 PM Enrique: on imacs
2:56:45 PM Enrique: there is the cd rom drive
2:56:48 PM Enrique: and the sd card slot
2:57:00 PM Enrique: why woud you elect to put the card in the cdrom when the sd card is right htere starting you down?
2:57:08 PM Me: to be unique!
2:57:10 PM Enrique: and further more
2:57:14 PM Enrique: why would you push it in?
2:57:16 PM Enrique: i mean
2:57:26 PM Enrique: it really sounds like we are talking about vagina vs the butt
2:57:32 PM Enrique: except penis fits in both
2:57:36 PM Enrique: sd cards dont
2:59:32 PM Me: Lol i guess in that situation… when they stick it in the wrong hole it’s your ass who’s getting fucked
2:59:43 PM Enrique: damn…
2:59:45 PM Enrique: thats profound
Tag Archives: computers
hard in the paint
12:02:52 PM Enrique: fucking hoooty oooty candy oooty
12:03:42 PM Enrique: ruinin my mojo right now
12:03:51 PM Enrique: i seen her creepin
12:03:58 PM Enrique: i got these 2 windows to the outside world
12:04:11 PM Enrique: i seen her poking her shadowy head in the corners
12:04:17 PM Enrique: then she loops around
12:04:22 PM Enrique: fucking knocking on my door
12:04:26 PM Enrique: blinds are closed bitch
12:04:31 PM Enrique: that means i dont wanna talk to you
12:04:51 PM Enrique: oh? you step back to 160 degrees so you can see me through the small crack in the blinds?
12:04:54 PM Enrique: well fuck you further
12:05:00 PM Enrique: i hate your guts crazy indian lady
12:05:33 PM Me: LOL
12:05:37 PM Enrique: and now i threw away your old ass computer
12:05:41 PM Enrique: WHAT?!
12:05:44 PM Enrique: /flex
a serious update
2:13:52 PM Skrimps: Hows Friday for movie night?
2:14:45 PM Me: that could work
2:15:16 PM Skrimps: Sorry my fucking laptop just devoured itself for an update
2:15:27 PM Me: LoL
2:15:28 PM Me: wow
2:15:31 PM Me: that’s a serious update!
2:15:35 PM Skrimps: Whoa, rebooted itself not devoured
2:15:50 PM Skrimps: Fucking auto correct!
2:15:58 PM Skrimps: Thats a good one
2:16:03 PM Me: LOL
first day back!
4:11:11 PM Enrique: i am nuts right now
4:11:18 PM Enrique: first day back
4:11:22 PM Enrique: godamit
4:11:24 PM Enrique: AND
4:11:39 PM Enrique: the communicator portion that i installed a couple weeks ago
4:11:41 PM Enrique: SEE YA
4:11:47 PM Enrique: all that work
4:11:48 PM Enrique: NOPE
4:11:53 PM Enrique: IN YOUR FACE Enrique
4:11:57 PM Enrique: DO IT OVER CUZ WE LOST IT
4:12:53 PM Enrique: anyway
4:12:55 PM Enrique: im gonna head home
4:13:02 PM Enrique: cuz i wanna punch babies
4:13:08 PM Enrique: and by babies i mean bill gates