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a shitty situation

1:26:47 PM Jill: omg
1:26:48 PM Jill: omg
1:26:49 PM Jill: omfg
1:26:55 PM Jill: the worst thing ever just happened to me
1:26:58 PM Jill: i was in the bathroom
1:27:00 PM Me: LOL
1:27:02 PM Me: this is going to be good
1:27:04 PM Me: yes
1:27:04 PM Jill: no
1:27:09 PM Jill: i was in the bathroom
1:27:11 PM Jill: just peeing
1:27:12 PM Jill: THANK GOD
1:27:17 PM Jill: flushed the toilet
1:27:23 PM Jill: with my foot mind you – so i was completely standing up
1:27:32 PM Jill: the toilet SPRAYED WATER IN MY FACE
1:27:34 PM Jill: like from the bowl
1:27:38 PM Jill: toilet water in my face
1:27:46 PM Jill: i washed my face in the sink with hand soap
1:27:48 PM Jill: came to lab
1:27:51 PM Jill: asked for purell
1:27:54 PM Jill: no one has any
1:28:02 PM Me: LOL!!!
1:28:03 PM Jill: so they got alcohol wipes out of the first aid kit
1:28:12 PM Jill: i used that all over my face
1:28:15 PM Jill: and sunglasses
1:28:16 PM Jill: then realized
1:28:22 PM Jill: i stink of alcohol
1:28:27 PM Jill: so then washed my face again
1:28:48 PM Jill: and am now back in my office trying to forget the horror that just occurred
1:29:50 PM Me: so pretty much, you most likely have someone else’s feces on your face?
1:29:58 PM Me: or maybe just a particle like lodged in a pore
1:30:04 PM Me: that is HEAVY STUFF
1:31:27 PM Jill: omg
1:31:30 PM Jill: please dont say that
1:31:48 PM Jill: i’m going with “the toilet was cleaned this morning and Continue reading a shitty situation

The Crotch Shot.

4:54:33 PM Skrimps: I have an awkward office restroom story
4:54:35 PM Me: then plow it ou
4:54:36 PM Me: go!
4:54:53 PM Skrimps: so the ladies bathroom is 2 stalls, side by side
4:55:20 PM Skrimps: in between the 2 stalls is a drain on the floor
4:55:32 PM Me: lol
4:55:32 PM Me: ok
4:55:46 PM Skrimps: its shiny silver and today i realized, rather reflective
4:55:58 PM Skrimps: and I absolutely got a crotch shot
4:56:23 PM Skrimps: thats all really
4:57:09 PM Skrimps: its blurry, but you can clearly make out colors and shadows and what not
4:57:14 PM Me: LOL
4:57:16 PM Skrimps: and shapes
4:57:16 PM Me: LOLOLOL
4:57:26 PM Me: so
4:57:36 PM Me: u peeped another crotch than ur own?!
4:57:39 PM Me: via a reflection?!
4:57:47 PM Skrimps: not on purpose
4:57:49 PM Skrimps: really
4:57:50 PM Me: still
4:57:52 PM Me: Hilarious dude
4:57:53 PM Me: that’s great
4:58:02 PM Skrimps: i quickly looked away when i realized and got really uncomfortable