Tag Archives: balls

Tom Pubey and the Heartbreakers

11:02:40 AM Croissant: SHOW UP NO UNDERWEAR
11:02:44 AM Me: FREE BALLING
11:02:47 AM Me: like tom petty
11:02:54 AM Croissant: not like tom petty
11:03:13 AM Croissant: thinking of tom petty’s balls just made me barf a little
11:03:17 AM Me: LOL what no
11:03:18 AM Me: i mean like
11:03:20 AM Croissant: i bet they have cheekbones
11:03:22 AM Me: “Freee falllinnnn”
11:03:33 AM Me: LOL
11:03:35 AM Croissant: and straight blond pubes

al green’s soft singing

1:20:24 PM Me: i hate it when i throw my headphones in
1:20:29 PM Me: ready to get Pumped
1:20:30 PM Me: and do some shit
1:20:32 PM Me: hit play
1:20:35 PM Me: and al green comes on
1:20:39 PM Me: talking about getting married and shit
1:20:40 PM Me: all soft
1:20:48 PM Me: no time for being a pussy right now.
1:20:53 PM Blarley: lol what are you talking about
1:20:57 PM Blarley: that is the manliest music of all
1:21:07 PM Me: some of it is
1:21:18 PM Blarley: he’s only singing so soft because all of the low tones are trapped in his balls