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they had no idea they could have been knifed

10:44:25 AM Jill: oh i have a story
10:44:30 AM Me: k!
10:44:36 AM Jill: that will include some mother fucking explitives
10:44:40 AM Me: LOL
10:44:41 AM Jill: so these fucking assholes
10:44:41 AM Me: yes!
10:44:48 AM Jill: at the shopping center next to my god damn house
10:44:59 AM Jill: i contemplated going down there last night
10:45:05 AM Jill: because these fuckers came
10:45:08 AM Jill: second night in a row
10:45:17 AM Jill: to clean the god damn parking lot
10:45:20 AM Jill: are you kidding?
10:45:26 AM Me: they clean every night?
10:45:36 AM Jill: do you need to operate a street sweeper at FIVE IN THE FUCKING MORNING?
10:45:39 AM Jill: no
10:45:45 AM Jill: it’s usually like once a week
10:45:50 AM Jill: but i guess they missed last week
10:45:54 AM Jill: so they did it two nights in a row
10:45:57 AM Jill: but last night Continue reading they had no idea they could have been knifed

lack of fucks

3:12:19 PM TwentyTwo: i’m groggy
3:12:20 PM Me: so just babblign
3:12:24 PM Me: groggy
3:12:33 PM Me: i got a site idea man
3:12:34 PM TwentyTwo: nyquil hangover
3:12:37 PM Me: oh fuck
3:12:38 PM Me: in the fog
3:12:48 PM TwentyTwo: no fucks givin today
3:12:54 PM Me: Hahahah
3:13:04 PM TwentyTwo: just got out of ameeting where they tried to put something on me
3:13:07 PM TwentyTwo: i’m like i don’t know what u mean
3:13:41 PM TwentyTwo: dood said fine i’ll just do it
3:13:57 PM TwentyTwo: looked at him with no fucks givin face
3:14:09 PM TwentyTwo: i prolly look high as shit today

pretentious sex

2:53:34 PM Croissant: my ears just got raped
2:53:38 PM Me: LOL What!
2:53:45 PM Croissant: mitch was like
2:53:49 PM Croissant: UH
2:53:50 PM Croissant: UH
2:53:55 PM Croissant: like humping noise
2:53:56 PM Me: LOL
2:53:58 PM Me: god no
2:54:04 PM Me: can u imagine his O face?
2:54:14 PM Me: it’s gotta be SO theatrical
2:54:17 PM Me: and ends with like a scarf
2:54:19 PM Me: he throws in the air
2:54:26 PM Me: then cleans himself
2:56:40 PM Croissant: silk scarf
2:56:48 PM Croissant: and then he makes himself some herbal tea
2:56:53 PM Croissant: and smokes a clove
2:57:03 PM Me: LOLOLOLOL
2:57:07 PM Croissant: i can hear that!
2:57:20 PM Me: That is the most pretentious sex ending EVER
2:57:21 PM Me: i love it
2:57:21 PM Croissant: while he relaxes on his papasan chair from pier one
2:57:31 PM Me: omg
2:57:33 PM Me: can u write a book?
2:57:35 PM Me: so i can read it
2:57:35 PM Croissant: you can see it
2:57:38 PM Croissant: ok
2:57:59 PM Croissant: by croissont
2:58:10 PM Me: LOL yes!!

max trolling!

1:55:08 PM Enrique: dude
1:55:38 PM Enrique: this down kid
1:55:39 PM Enrique: comes in
1:55:55 PM Enrique: sits by my desk
1:56:02 PM Enrique: goes… it smells good in here
1:56:07 PM Enrique: i sniff
1:56:10 PM Enrique: this kid farted
1:56:38 PM Me: LOL!
1:56:45 PM Enrique: then he is cracking the fuck up
1:56:47 PM Me: u just got trolled
1:56:49 PM Me: so hard
1:56:49 PM Enrique: and goes
1:56:53 PM Enrique: im keeping you warm
1:56:58 PM Enrique: down kid
1:57:00 PM Me: oh shit!
1:57:01 PM Enrique: trolling me
1:57:12 PM Me: problem bro!?
1:59:03 PM Enrique: wow
1:59:07 PM Enrique: it was just
1:59:08 PM Enrique: i dunno