5:19:03 PM RadNerd: Good so far. Just got a pedicure with my mom and stepdad
5:19:23 PM RadNerd: Had a delish pasta dish for lunch in Modesto
5:19:36 PM RadNerd: Headed back to my grandpas house now
5:19:49 PM Me : wtf
5:19:50 PM Me : lol
5:19:51 PM Me : sounds rough
5:21:15 PM RadNerd: Always rough having Asians rub your legs down
5:21:17 PM RadNerd: Lol
5:24:24 PM Me : LOL
5:24:28 PM Me : damn
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yep, that’s definitely assault
2:31:03 PM Enrique: man…
2:31:11 PM Enrique: i just wanna hit someone with a baseball bat
2:31:15 PM Enrique: like super hard
2:31:19 PM Enrique: and then point at them
2:31:22 PM Enrique: for like 5min
2:31:25 PM Enrique: without saying a word
2:31:33 PM Enrique: while they bleed and cry and ask why i hit them
2:31:57 PM Enrique: then at the end i say… YOURWEBSITESUXBRO
2:32:11 PM Me : that’s assault
2:32:17 PM Enrique: it is
2:32:21 PM Enrique: i hope this chat is encrypted
2:32:22 PM Enrique: lol
2:32:31 PM Me : hahahah
2:32:34 PM Enrique: plain text
most painful punch
french press etiquette
10:33:20 AM Pineapple: I wish I had Starbucks.
10:33:26 AM Me : yeah! the guys at that sbux are super cool
10:33:27 AM Me : aw
10:33:29 AM Me : u need it!
10:33:33 AM Me : or even better
10:33:34 AM Pineapple: Maybe I’ll get some later
10:33:34 AM Me : french press
10:33:49 AM Pineapple: I’ve already got my pants on.
10:33:51 AM Pineapple: Lol
back in a flash
help wanted: assistant needed
no punchline is the punchline
150%
2:43:07 PM Jill: omg that sandwich was so fucking good
2:44:36 PM Me: LoL
2:44:39 PM Me: u love those!
2:44:49 PM Jill: i do
2:44:54 PM Jill: i got the full size
2:44:57 PM Jill: and got jeremy a half
2:45:05 PM Jill: with one soda
2:45:15 PM Jill: totally looked like i was a fatty who wanted 150% of a sandwich