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food w/o consent

11:30:05 AM RadNerd: Oh that was supposed to be a link
11:30:18 AM RadNerd: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menudo_(soup)
11:31:19 AM Me: omg
11:31:21 AM Me: what the fuck
11:32:04 AM RadNerd: Again, it sounds so wrong
11:32:10 AM Me: the pic
11:32:11 AM RadNerd: But it tastes good
11:32:11 AM Me: jesus
11:33:29 AM RadNerd: Ok I now have a mission
11:33:36 AM RadNerd: To make you eat menudo
11:33:45 AM RadNerd: It will happen
11:36:06 AM Me: no
11:36:08 AM Me: im sorry
11:36:22 AM RadNerd: Oh it will happen
11:36:27 AM RadNerd: You can say no
11:36:34 AM RadNerd: But like a rapist
11:36:40 AM RadNerd: I’m just gonna force it

if you walk behind the elderly… you’re gonna have a bad time.

3:00:27 PM MissBigPurple: dude.
3:00:34 PM MissBigPurple: i had a bad experience in safeway today
3:00:39 PM MissBigPurple: i dont even want to talk about it
3:00:39 PM MissBigPurple: lol
3:00:43 PM MissBigPurple: so fucking gross
3:01:00 PM MissBigPurple: but im gonna tell you anyway
3:01:32 PM MissBigPurple: i walked into an old lady’s fart cloud. totally unsuspecting. and it hit my face and i almost puked.
3:01:51 PM MissBigPurple: shit got real. quickly
3:01:55 PM MissBigPurple: and i had to bust ass and leave

Electronic Music

10:41:29 AM Me : “do you like trance?”
10:41:30 AM Me : hahahaha
10:41:31 AM TwentyTwo: no C i mean
10:41:34 AM Me : love it when people say that
10:41:36 AM TwentyTwo: do you like bass
10:41:39 AM TwentyTwo: boom boom
10:41:44 AM TwentyTwo: boom boom boom, boom boom.
Offering to send Gramatik.zip to fig22 (10:41:44 AM)
10:41:51 AM Me : hahah
10:41:52 AM Me : yes!
10:41:53 AM Me : OK TTYL
10:41:56 AM TwentyTwo: do you like mother fucking bass in your mother fucking face
10:41:57 AM TwentyTwo: out.

bastard child line

2:51:04 PM Croissant: Ike is so cute
2:51:10 PM Croissant: he just switched to verizon
2:51:18 PM Croissant: i had to add him to my account
Transfer of file 01 Message In A Bottle (Breaks Mix).mp3 complete (2:51:25 PM)
2:51:33 PM Croissant: and he sends me a text “now we a phone family again”
2:51:40 PM Me : lolol
2:51:54 PM Me : how much is ur family plan?
2:52:05 PM Croissant: dunno
2:52:20 PM Croissant: i was $100 solo
2:52:33 PM Me : GAH DAM
2:52:45 PM Croissant: you want in
2:52:50 PM Croissant: we are looking to adopt
2:52:57 PM Me : bastard child line?
2:52:58 PM Me : lol
2:53:02 PM Croissant: exctly
2:53:08 PM Croissant: you get less text messages
2:53:18 PM Croissant: and sometimes we block your calls
2:53:31 PM Me : LoL damn
2:53:36 PM Me : u guys are harsh
2:53:46 PM Croissant: well, you were unwanted
2:53:48 PM Croissant: j/k
2:53:55 PM Me : LoL damnnnn