9:17:30 AM Me: im so god damn tired
9:22:05 AM Me: lol and im making a baked potato for breakfast
9:22:18 AM Jill: i am also tired
9:22:22 AM Jill: and would like potato
9:22:23 AM Jill: lol
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my true value
10:17:01 AM Croissant: saw that yesterday too
10:17:04 AM Me: forever alone @ the wedding
10:17:05 AM Me: damn
10:17:06 AM Croissant: my cat does that all the time
10:17:08 AM Me: i forgot we go to the same site.
10:17:09 AM Me: lol
10:17:14 AM Croissant: yes
10:17:24 AM Croissant: for years i thought you were hilarious
10:17:34 AM Croissant: now, i think you are just a good filter
10:17:39 AM Me: LOL!!!
whole. nutha. level.
10:12:55 AM Skrimps: this has reached a new level of wtf
hard in the paint
12:02:52 PM Enrique: fucking hoooty oooty candy oooty
12:03:42 PM Enrique: ruinin my mojo right now
12:03:51 PM Enrique: i seen her creepin
12:03:58 PM Enrique: i got these 2 windows to the outside world
12:04:11 PM Enrique: i seen her poking her shadowy head in the corners
12:04:17 PM Enrique: then she loops around
12:04:22 PM Enrique: fucking knocking on my door
12:04:26 PM Enrique: blinds are closed bitch
12:04:31 PM Enrique: that means i dont wanna talk to you
12:04:51 PM Enrique: oh? you step back to 160 degrees so you can see me through the small crack in the blinds?
12:04:54 PM Enrique: well fuck you further
12:05:00 PM Enrique: i hate your guts crazy indian lady
12:05:33 PM Me: LOL
12:05:37 PM Enrique: and now i threw away your old ass computer
12:05:41 PM Enrique: WHAT?!
12:05:44 PM Enrique: /flex
a dream
i know that feel, bro.
ruthless killer
1:32:18 PM MissBigPurple: i would murder a plant for a diet coke
bikes and women
11:12:38 AM Me: http://purefixcycles.com/collections/top-selling-fixies/products/black-gold-fixie
11:12:43 AM Me: wishi were a real hipster
11:13:54 AM MissBigPurple: whats so special about these bikes?
11:13:57 AM MissBigPurple: fixies
11:14:36 AM Me: nothing
11:14:39 AM Me: fixies are lame
11:14:41 AM Me: but
11:14:42 AM Me: beautiful
11:22:18 AM MissBigPurple: lol
11:22:30 AM MissBigPurple: doesnt that cancel each other out
11:23:06 AM Me: well
11:23:18 AM Me: they are like nice to look at
11:23:20 AM Me: but not functional
11:23:47 AM MissBigPurple: some women are like that
not a fighter
11:06:05 AM Me: fight her
11:06:30 AM MissBigPurple: she might take me down dude
11:06:35 AM MissBigPurple: she’s a big mama jamma
11:06:42 AM Me: she is
11:06:45 AM Me: ok nm that idea
11:06:56 AM MissBigPurple: i have a nice face, i dont want to ruin it
11:06:57 AM MissBigPurple: lol
11:07:03 AM Me: LOL
first world dream
1:14:02 PM Enrique: yo
1:14:04 PM Enrique: god
1:14:07 PM Me: ?
1:14:07 PM Enrique: i am so full of sandwich
1:14:12 PM Enrique: it was good
1:14:33 PM Enrique: pastrami avocado and bacon
1:14:39 PM Enrique: toasted sour roll
1:14:47 PM Enrique: its basically a dream sandwich
1:14:49 PM Enrique: that is real
1:14:51 PM Enrique: and you can eat it