2:56:03 PM Enrique: i cant concentrate on funny
2:56:06 PM Me: funny?!
2:56:10 PM Enrique: im too busy dealing with absolute retards
2:56:17 PM Me: damn
2:56:19 PM Enrique: dude
2:56:26 PM Enrique: i just fished an SD card out of a cd rom drive
2:56:29 PM Enrique: what the fuck
2:56:39 PM Enrique: when would that ever make sense even to a stupid person?
2:56:40 PM Enrique: i mean…
2:56:41 PM Enrique: on imacs
2:56:45 PM Enrique: there is the cd rom drive
2:56:48 PM Enrique: and the sd card slot
2:57:00 PM Enrique: why woud you elect to put the card in the cdrom when the sd card is right htere starting you down?
2:57:08 PM Me: to be unique!
2:57:10 PM Enrique: and further more
2:57:14 PM Enrique: why would you push it in?
2:57:16 PM Enrique: i mean
2:57:26 PM Enrique: it really sounds like we are talking about vagina vs the butt
2:57:32 PM Enrique: except penis fits in both
2:57:36 PM Enrique: sd cards dont
2:59:32 PM Me: Lol i guess in that situation… when they stick it in the wrong hole it’s your ass who’s getting fucked
2:59:43 PM Enrique: damn…
2:59:45 PM Enrique: thats profound
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wallets to rapes
3:30:55 PM Me: Thoughts on tri-fold wallets:
3:30:56 PM Me: GO
3:34:07 PM Enrique: hell no
3:34:14 PM Enrique: fuck anything extra about a wallet
3:35:06 PM Enrique: smoke
3:35:10 PM Enrique: smoke my peace pipe
3:35:13 PM Enrique: smoke it
3:35:54 PM Me: did u just try and force peace on me?
3:36:31 PM Enrique: yes
3:36:38 PM Enrique: the alternative to that would be
3:36:44 PM Enrique: did you just try to force dick sucking
3:36:48 PM Enrique: and that answer would have been no
3:39:54 PM Me: Totally different.
3:39:59 PM Me: so glad it was about peace
3:40:04 PM Enrique: same
3:40:32 PM Me: So yeah, trifold wallets are bullshit.
3:40:34 PM Me: lol
3:40:39 PM Enrique: pshh yea
what’s up sweet thang
11:19:58 AM Enrique: o nice
11:19:58 AM Enrique: go to check my email
11:19:58 AM Enrique: someone has created me an ok-cupid account
11:19:58 AM Enrique: called swallo-o-matic
11:19:58 AM Enrique: and i have about 50 fuckin retards emailing me asking for a date
11:19:58 AM Enrique: cuz i got signed up as a chick
11:19:58 AM Enrique: how the fuck
11:19:58 AM Enrique: ….
11:19:58 AM Enrique: doesn’t that service verify emails?
11:21:49 AM Me: LOL
11:21:51 AM Me: LOL
first world problem to the max
shit got real
9:54:19 AM Me: MissBigPurple just said the best 1 liner Ever
9:54:24 AM Me: normally that’s your job… but today…
9:54:43 AM Me: i showed her the new myspace
9:54:43 AM Skrimps: lol
9:54:45 AM Me:
9:52:04 AM MissBigPurple: i cannot believe there i a new myspace!
9:52:06 AM MissBigPurple: lol
9:52:10 AM MissBigPurple: give it up people
9:52:41 AM MissBigPurple: how many times do we have to re-create batman until we realize its just a dude in spandex with a cape
9:53:13 AM Me: LOL!!!
9:54:58 AM Skrimps: DAMN
9:55:02 AM Skrimps: lol
9:55:10 AM Skrimps: dont hate on Batman
9:55:24 AM Skrimps: Christian Bale IS NOT just another dude in a cape
9:55:32 AM Skrimps: He is Christian Bale as Batman
9:55:44 AM Me: LOL!
we got a comedian here!
9:52:04 AM MissBigPurple: i cannot believe there i a new myspace!
9:52:06 AM MissBigPurple: lol
9:52:10 AM MissBigPurple: give it up people
9:52:41 AM MissBigPurple: how many times do we have to re-create batman until we realize its just a dude in spandex with a cape
9:53:13 AM Me: LOL!!!
Tom Pubey and the Heartbreakers
11:02:40 AM Croissant: SHOW UP NO UNDERWEAR
11:02:44 AM Me: FREE BALLING
11:02:47 AM Me: like tom petty
11:02:54 AM Croissant: not like tom petty
11:03:13 AM Croissant: thinking of tom petty’s balls just made me barf a little
11:03:17 AM Me: LOL what no
11:03:18 AM Me: i mean like
11:03:20 AM Croissant: i bet they have cheekbones
11:03:22 AM Me: “Freee falllinnnn”
11:03:33 AM Me: LOL
11:03:35 AM Croissant: and straight blond pubes
the juice is loose!
2:41:20 PM Me: btw I think drinking coffee with Teef is like the happiest thing ive done all year. it’s so awesome she’s on the sauce!!
2:41:45 PM Skrimps: LOL
2:41:58 PM Skrimps: She called me physically and left me voicemail this morning
2:42:03 PM Skrimps: because she was looking for coffee
2:42:06 PM Me: LOL!
2:42:10 PM Skrimps: like cant text, this is too important
2:42:13 PM Me: LOL
2:42:15 PM Skrimps: where is the coffee!!!!!!!!!
2:42:17 PM Skrimps: lol
man rule #324
1:45:01 PM TwentyTwo: dood
1:45:02 PM Me: LoL
1:45:04 PM Me: yeah
1:45:09 PM TwentyTwo: i heard that like areosmith or matelica
1:45:20 PM TwentyTwo: used to fuck burrito before going home to wifes
1:45:32 PM TwentyTwo: so they wouldn’t smell like groopie pussy
1:45:40 PM Me: WTF
1:45:42 PM Me: LOL!
1:45:42 PM TwentyTwo: yes
1:45:58 PM TwentyTwo: taco bell bean burritos
1:46:09 PM TwentyTwo: i guess that removes pussy smell, fyi
1:46:11 PM Me: that is so specific!
1:46:18 PM Me: What abou tthe red sauce
1:46:18 PM TwentyTwo: man rule #324
i ain’t even mad
2:55:45 PM MissBigPurple: Bee sting to the dome. 2 skinned knees. Multiple bruises on my thighs. A welt on my arm that I still have NO idea how I got. A bump on the back of my head i discovered last night that i remember is from one of the chairs at the spot. AND today I discovered a fucking pimple in my ear that hurts so bad I shouted out when I put my headphones in. Lol. Im not even mad about it. Just hella funny