11:19:20 AM Jill: its just so ZEN
11:19:24 AM Jill: having less
11:19:28 AM Jill: cluter is the devil
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pube beards and such.
10:55:42 AM Me: http://i.imgur.com/omdKQ.png
11:04:17 AM Enrique: lol
11:04:23 AM Enrique: so what are you trying to say with that last one?!
11:04:28 AM Enrique: that im fat?!
11:04:29 AM Enrique: fuck you man
11:04:35 AM Me: LOL what!
11:04:38 AM Me: noooo
11:04:40 AM Enrique: hahahahahaha
11:04:40 AM Me: pube beard
11:04:44 AM Me: shts hilarious
11:04:44 AM Enrique: yea
11:04:46 AM Me: happens all the time
11:04:53 AM Enrique: it does
11:05:01 AM Enrique: although today i have perfect stubble
11:05:03 AM Enrique: lookin rugged
dont be a Foo.
relaxation
2:51:50 PM Jill: hey
3:03:42 PM Jill: lol you answer your IMs as well as you answer texts!
3:15:35 PM Me: damn
3:15:46 PM Me: relax ur body
3:20:26 PM Jill: i’m completely relaxed
3:20:46 PM Me: does that include sphincter ?
3:21:14 PM Jill: yes? lol
3:21:24 PM Me: u dont know?
3:22:17 PM Jill: well i’m not actively doing anything with it!
3:22:38 PM Me: k
3:22:45 PM Me: just confirming
pfff upscale.
names.
The Crotch Shot.
4:54:33 PM Skrimps: I have an awkward office restroom story
4:54:35 PM Me: then plow it ou
4:54:36 PM Me: go!
4:54:53 PM Skrimps: so the ladies bathroom is 2 stalls, side by side
4:55:20 PM Skrimps: in between the 2 stalls is a drain on the floor
4:55:32 PM Me: lol
4:55:32 PM Me: ok
4:55:46 PM Skrimps: its shiny silver and today i realized, rather reflective
4:55:58 PM Skrimps: and I absolutely got a crotch shot
4:56:23 PM Skrimps: thats all really
4:57:09 PM Skrimps: its blurry, but you can clearly make out colors and shadows and what not
4:57:14 PM Me: LOL
4:57:16 PM Skrimps: and shapes
4:57:16 PM Me: LOLOLOL
4:57:26 PM Me: so
4:57:36 PM Me: u peeped another crotch than ur own?!
4:57:39 PM Me: via a reflection?!
4:57:47 PM Skrimps: not on purpose
4:57:49 PM Skrimps: really
4:57:50 PM Me: still
4:57:52 PM Me: Hilarious dude
4:57:53 PM Me: that’s great
4:58:02 PM Skrimps: i quickly looked away when i realized and got really uncomfortable
a frenchman wearing sandals
10:13:53 PM Me: Q: What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
10:13:57 PM Peefray: uh
10:14:11 PM Peefray: um….give me a clue
10:14:15 PM Peefray: please
10:14:20 PM Me: it’s french
10:14:25 PM Peefray: lol duh
10:14:31 PM Peefray: flippy-froppy
10:14:34 PM Peefray: french fry
10:14:35 PM Me: wow
10:14:37 PM Me: A: Philippe Philoppe
10:14:59 PM Peefray: wow?
10:15:04 PM Me: u basically got it
10:15:09 PM Peefray: but i don’t understand it
10:15:14 PM Peefray: so that doesn’t really count
10:15:14 PM Me: flippy flip
10:15:14 PM Peefray: lol
10:15:24 PM Peefray: french people flip?
10:15:26 PM Me: flippy flop
10:15:27 PM Me: sorry
10:15:34 PM Me: damn
10:15:37 PM Me: it’s like dealing with a child
10:15:38 PM Me: lol
10:15:42 PM Peefray: jesus sorry
10:15:47 PM Peefray: please explain it!
10:15:50 PM Me: Q: What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? A: Philippe Philoppe
10:15:59 PM Me: french man in sandals
10:16:03 PM Me: he’s wearing flip flops
10:16:13 PM Peefray: and that’s a french name?
10:16:14 PM Me: philippe floppy
10:16:23 PM Me: yeah
10:16:35 PM Peefray: ok i get it
10:16:37 PM Peefray: that is not clear
10:16:40 PM Peefray: in writing
pepto chaser
4:05:36 PM Jill: oh you didn’t see the food that was consumed at the ice skating
4:05:37 PM Jill: lol
4:05:41 PM Jill: it was impressive
4:05:48 PM Jill: rivaled Peefray‘s cosumption at dennys’
4:09:45 PM Me: wtf
4:09:48 PM Me: really
4:09:55 PM Me: Peefray ate HELLA
4:10:15 PM Jill: dude i was DYING when she chased the pepto with a FRIED CHEESE STICK DIPPED IN CHEESE
4:10:17 PM Jill: LOLOL