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chinese problems

11:34:37 AM Skrimps: Im not a huge chinese food fan
11:34:39 AM Skrimps: Ill eat it
11:34:44 AM Skrimps: obviously
11:34:55 AM Skrimps: its just never my 1 or 10th pick
11:35:03 AM Skrimps: and I always feel gross after eating chinese
11:35:06 AM Skrimps: it never fails
11:35:30 AM Me: oh yeah you said that before
11:35:35 AM Me: and i remember eating panda right after
11:35:38 AM Me: and feling gross
11:35:45 AM Me: like serious physical And emotional regrets
11:35:46 AM Me: lol
11:35:52 AM Skrimps: yeah
11:35:53 AM Skrimps: exaclty
11:36:03 AM Skrimps: I do LOVE BBQ pork buns though
11:36:06 AM Skrimps: so theres that
11:36:21 AM Skrimps: but the chow mein is always my biggest regret i think
11:36:27 AM Skrimps: Its good at first
11:36:34 AM Skrimps: then the guilt sets in
11:36:42 AM Skrimps: and the pants get tight

don’t judge me

11:03:58 AM Enrique: o fuck i just farted hella nasty
11:04:05 AM Enrique: and some teaRadNerd chick came running into the room
11:04:10 AM Enrique: to check the status of the install im doing
11:04:12 AM Enrique: and just right in it
11:04:13 AM Enrique: holy shit
11:04:30 AM Enrique: im suprised she didn’t vomit
11:05:41 AM Me: You are a bad person
11:05:46 AM Enrique: man its like
11:05:49 AM Enrique: im in here all alone
11:05:53 AM Enrique: then there is someone next to me
11:06:00 AM Enrique: like… just shout for a status
11:06:04 AM Enrique: you dont have to come to my area
11:07:21 AM Me: it’s her fault.
11:07:24 AM Me: she did it to herself.
11:07:31 AM Enrique: no, i know
11:07:34 AM Enrique: you see what im saying?
11:07:37 AM Enrique: im not a bad person
11:07:39 AM Enrique: im just gassy
11:07:41 AM Enrique: fuck
11:09:59 AM Me: LOL dude i was joking
11:10:01 AM Me: you are a good person

“glitter” “wand”

2:23:37 PM Skrimps: who doesnt love gold glitter all over the place?
2:24:25 PM Me: yeah that’s no joke
2:24:36 PM Me: that wang left glidder everywhere !!
2:24:42 PM Me: oh jesus christ
2:24:48 PM Skrimps: LOLOLOLOL
2:25:10 PM Me: well that was the worst… Ever.
2:25:17 PM Skrimps: Are you associating with trannies now
2:25:19 PM Me: img onna quote blog it against myself lol
2:25:21 PM Skrimps: Glitter wangs
2:25:25 PM Me: LOL
2:25:26 PM Me: not even glitter
2:25:28 PM Me: GLIDDER
2:25:31 PM Skrimps: lol’
2:25:40 PM Skrimps: ‘I was trying to be nice
2:25:43 PM Skrimps: and let that one slide

giftcards

11:13:55 AM Croissant: i still would like to buy your meal
11:13:58 AM Croissant: for your birthday
11:14:00 AM Croissant: what what
11:14:01 AM Me: LoL what!
11:14:15 AM Me: free food@ celias?
11:14:16 AM Me: IM DOWN
11:14:17 AM Me: lol
11:14:20 AM Croissant: well
11:14:24 AM Croissant: free, like bday present
11:14:30 AM Croissant: i really wanted to get you a gift card
11:14:37 AM Me: u shouldn’t get me anything lol
11:14:49 AM Croissant: b/c i would love to see what celia’s offers as a gift card/cert
11:14:58 AM Croissant: it is like a post it note
11:15:01 AM Croissant: smeared with beans
11:15:03 AM Croissant: $25