1:55:45 PM Jill: fuuuuuuuuu
1:55:51 PM Jill: # of salads eaten: 1
1:56:00 PM Jill: # of thank yous written: 0
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10:42:10 PM MissBigPurple: being italian is sick
10:42:34 PM MissBigPurple: espesh when you reign for sicilia
10:42:49 PM Me: yes
10:42:59 PM Me: lol
10:42:59 PM MissBigPurple: le poop
10:43:01 PM Me: thats all
10:43:01 PM Me: what
10:43:04 PM Me: le poop
10:43:16 PM MissBigPurple: i just got all french on your ass
morals.
5:06:30 PM Croissant: so i have one scrap of dudu in my shower
5:06:34 PM Croissant: can’t bare to throw it away
5:08:34 PM Me: dude dump it
5:08:37 PM Me: ill give u another
5:08:49 PM Me: i have a grip of dudu
5:08:52 PM Croissant: nah dude
5:09:02 PM Croissant: i would never take someone’s dudu away from them
fish down!!
5:48:33 PM MissBigPurple: two things
5:48:33 PM Me: LOL
5:48:37 PM MissBigPurple: 1.
5:48:43 PM MissBigPurple: dont fall asleep on the way home
5:48:44 PM MissBigPurple: 2.
5:49:04 PM MissBigPurple: Billy Ray Cyrus Larsen passed away this morning, may his little fishy heart rest in peace
5:49:11 PM MissBigPurple: i am going to have a drink in his honor later
5:49:35 PM Me: LOL
5:49:36 PM MissBigPurple: 🙁
5:49:42 PM Me: drink his bowl water
character judgement
1:47:43 PM Me: dude marky is an awesome actor
1:47:47 PM Me: and so is justin timberlake
1:47:55 PM Me: and i hate to say it
1:48:04 PM Me: but i hella like all the movies with no no no no shia le puff
1:50:28 PM Blarley: then you have a serious problem
1:50:37 PM Blarley: that’s almost as bad as people saying james franco is a good actor
1:50:51 PM Me: dude!
1:50:51 PM Blarley: smarming into the camera is not acting
1:50:55 PM Me: he’s awesome too!!
1:50:56 PM Me: LoL
1:51:14 PM Blarley: i think you might just be a horrible person
1:51:18 PM Blarley: but don’t feel bad
1:51:23 PM Blarley: plenty of people are horrible and think he’s a good actor
achy breaky fin
12:36:09 AM MissBigPurple: i also won a GOLDFISH tonight
12:36:12 AM MissBigPurple: lo
12:36:13 AM MissBigPurple: l
12:36:47 AM Me: LoL
12:36:49 AM Me: whao
12:37:25 AM MissBigPurple: ive been told he may be dead in the morning since “carnival” goldfish dont have a long life span
12:37:35 AM Me: u went to a carnival?
12:37:38 AM MissBigPurple: but for now, Billy Ray Cryrus Larsen is swimming his little heart out
12:37:42 AM Me: LOL
no words for this one. it’s just HILARIOUS
9:20:38 PM Teef: I choked like a quesadilla ass chortleboo
fair and balanced sorta
10:59:35 AM Jill: it’s like fox news meets msnbc and hope to make a CNN
instant classic
3:29:49 PM Teef: Chortle boo chortle boo where are you? I’m out in the woods I’m chortlin you
3:29:58 PM Me: LOL!
3:30:03 PM Me: CHOR o CHOR
3:30:04 PM Me: that’s hilarious
3:30:12 PM Me: im adding it to the quote blog ADESSO!
3:30:39 PM Teef: Lol I know I def am crying and lolin over here re: chortle boo
3:30:44 PM Me: LOL
3:30:46 PM Me: Chortle Boo
3:30:51 PM Teef: Instant classic
3:30:54 PM Me: oh yeah…
3:30:56 PM Me: cast that shit in lead
3:30:59 PM Me: we savin it
soulless
4:04:19 PM RadNerd: hahah shaun white is pretty pimpin for a ginger