1:45:01 PM TwentyTwo: dood
1:45:02 PM Me: LoL
1:45:04 PM Me: yeah
1:45:09 PM TwentyTwo: i heard that like areosmith or matelica
1:45:20 PM TwentyTwo: used to fuck burrito before going home to wifes
1:45:32 PM TwentyTwo: so they wouldn’t smell like groopie pussy
1:45:40 PM Me: WTF
1:45:42 PM Me: LOL!
1:45:42 PM TwentyTwo: yes
1:45:58 PM TwentyTwo: taco bell bean burritos
1:46:09 PM TwentyTwo: i guess that removes pussy smell, fyi
1:46:11 PM Me: that is so specific!
1:46:18 PM Me: What abou tthe red sauce
1:46:18 PM TwentyTwo: man rule #324
All posts by twentytwo
Electronic Music
10:41:29 AM Me : “do you like trance?”
10:41:30 AM Me : hahahaha
10:41:31 AM TwentyTwo: no C i mean
10:41:34 AM Me : love it when people say that
10:41:36 AM TwentyTwo: do you like bass
10:41:39 AM TwentyTwo: boom boom
10:41:44 AM TwentyTwo: boom boom boom, boom boom.
Offering to send Gramatik.zip to fig22 (10:41:44 AM)
10:41:51 AM Me : hahah
10:41:52 AM Me : yes!
10:41:53 AM Me : OK TTYL
10:41:56 AM TwentyTwo: do you like mother fucking bass in your mother fucking face
10:41:57 AM TwentyTwo: out.
back in a flash
lack of fucks
3:12:19 PM TwentyTwo: i’m groggy
3:12:20 PM Me: so just babblign
3:12:24 PM Me: groggy
3:12:33 PM Me: i got a site idea man
3:12:34 PM TwentyTwo: nyquil hangover
3:12:37 PM Me: oh fuck
3:12:38 PM Me: in the fog
3:12:48 PM TwentyTwo: no fucks givin today
3:12:54 PM Me: Hahahah
3:13:04 PM TwentyTwo: just got out of ameeting where they tried to put something on me
3:13:07 PM TwentyTwo: i’m like i don’t know what u mean
3:13:41 PM TwentyTwo: dood said fine i’ll just do it
3:13:57 PM TwentyTwo: looked at him with no fucks givin face
3:14:09 PM TwentyTwo: i prolly look high as shit today
no time to explain, just get in!
don’t use my shit
2:56:05 PM TwentyTwo: i dunno if people do this to you
2:56:08 PM TwentyTwo: but theres at guy at my work
2:56:13 PM TwentyTwo: who always reachs for my mouse
2:56:30 PM TwentyTwo: like hes talking about something and they just reaches over and starts trying to use my mouse
2:57:25 PM TwentyTwo: the got’cha about the whole thing is that i have multiple desktops at my desk, so he always reachs for the wrong one, i’m so fed up with it now, i just let him TRY and use the mouse he reachs for, now he’s always like why doesn’t ur mouse work
2:58:12 PM TwentyTwo: i wanna say because ur arm is over my cock and my mouse gets jealous so it stops working
jerk!
4:37:02 PM Me: here listen tot this shit
4:37:05 PM TwentyTwo: bbr
4:37:06 PM Me: it’s sad
4:37:06 PM TwentyTwo: brb
4:37:07 PM TwentyTwo: sorry
4:37:09 PM Me: oh i see how it is
4:37:09 PM TwentyTwo: 10mins
4:37:10 PM Me: Fuck u
4:37:13 PM Me: ill be here while u shit
4:37:15 PM Me: don’t worry about me
4:37:23 PM Me: i hope it’s coarse
4:42:44 PM TwentyTwo: that’s so mean
4:42:56 PM TwentyTwo: feels like i’m laying pinecones
4:44:04 PM Me: LOL
4:44:21 PM Me: shitting screws and glass
4:44:23 PM Me: fucking hat ethat
4:44:41 PM TwentyTwo: hella mad at anus its not producing smooth craps
Changed status to Away: Idle since 4:49 PM (GMT-8) (4:49:44 PM)
depressing as hell
1:23:34 PM TwentyTwo: just one of those days were u feel like shit and the only thing that makes it better is more feeling like shit
i don’t even have words
3:24:20 PM TwentyTwo: i returned to my desk to see this IM from Carlos
3:24:23 PM TwentyTwo:
[13:26:25 PM] Carlos: poppin
[13:26:28 PM] Carlos: foolio
[14:28:05 PM] Carlos: sometimes, when everybody is asleep, I cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I’m a slug
3:24:37 PM Me: LOL
3:24:39 PM Me: What the FUCK
3:24:44 PM TwentyTwo: yes
3:24:46 PM TwentyTwo: lmfao
3:25:01 PM Me: That’s so fucked up
3:25:02 PM Me: lolol
3:25:12 PM TwentyTwo: when everybody is asleep too
3:25:15 PM TwentyTwo: LoL
gettin’ paid
2:57:50 PM TwentyTwo: i drop at work all the time
2:57:54 PM TwentyTwo: i love to get paid to take a shit
2:58:00 PM Me: dude
2:58:09 PM TwentyTwo: i calculate the time i’m in there and see how much they pay for me to shit
2:58:10 PM Me: u don’t work with the big indian guy we do… we nick named him “The Duke”
2:58:14 PM Me: LOL!!
2:58:19 PM TwentyTwo: hahaha
2:58:23 PM TwentyTwo: the duke
2:58:28 PM TwentyTwo: curry deuces