10:42:10 PM MissBigPurple: being italian is sick
10:42:34 PM MissBigPurple: espesh when you reign for sicilia
10:42:49 PM Me: yes
10:42:59 PM Me: lol
10:42:59 PM MissBigPurple: le poop
10:43:01 PM Me: thats all
10:43:01 PM Me: what
10:43:04 PM Me: le poop
10:43:16 PM MissBigPurple: i just got all french on your ass
All posts by missbigpurple
fish down!!
5:48:33 PM MissBigPurple: two things
5:48:33 PM Me: LOL
5:48:37 PM MissBigPurple: 1.
5:48:43 PM MissBigPurple: dont fall asleep on the way home
5:48:44 PM MissBigPurple: 2.
5:49:04 PM MissBigPurple: Billy Ray Cyrus Larsen passed away this morning, may his little fishy heart rest in peace
5:49:11 PM MissBigPurple: i am going to have a drink in his honor later
5:49:35 PM Me: LOL
5:49:36 PM MissBigPurple: 🙁
5:49:42 PM Me: drink his bowl water
achy breaky fin
12:36:09 AM MissBigPurple: i also won a GOLDFISH tonight
12:36:12 AM MissBigPurple: lo
12:36:13 AM MissBigPurple: l
12:36:47 AM Me: LoL
12:36:49 AM Me: whao
12:37:25 AM MissBigPurple: ive been told he may be dead in the morning since “carnival” goldfish dont have a long life span
12:37:35 AM Me: u went to a carnival?
12:37:38 AM MissBigPurple: but for now, Billy Ray Cryrus Larsen is swimming his little heart out
12:37:42 AM Me: LOL
on sleep
10:18:49 AM MissBigPurple: she could sleep through a zombie apocolypse
tigs
3:22:14 PM MissBigPurple: but you need to be warned. when you come to get me for dinner. i am in my usual cripple outfit
3:22:21 PM MissBigPurple: beater, sweats and hoodie
3:22:25 PM MissBigPurple: please dont be embarrased
3:22:31 PM MissBigPurple: my tits are large and in charge
wow.
4:06:08 PM MissBigPurple: my eyes just bulged out of my head in awesomeness
friends
4:48:12 PM MissBigPurple: i like playing with my friends
4:48:15 PM MissBigPurple: it makes me happy
4:48:36 PM MissBigPurple: mostly because no matter where we are or what we’re doing, 95% of the time we’re having a fun time
4:48:37 PM MissBigPurple: cause
4:48:42 PM MissBigPurple: we are rad
im am not a disease!
10:23:30 PM MissBigPurple: hey are you there
10:23:44 PM Me: no
10:24:27 PM MissBigPurple: how come when you search my blog on google it comes up titled “meningococcal”
10:24:29 PM MissBigPurple: lol
10:24:33 PM MissBigPurple: thats so fucked up
10:24:42 PM Me: LOLOLOL!
10:24:42 PM MissBigPurple: im am not a disease!
10:24:44 PM Me: WHAT THE FUCK
10:24:56 PM MissBigPurple: search MissBigPurple jessup
10:24:57 PM MissBigPurple: on google
10:25:14 PM MissBigPurple: how do i change that?!?!
yo mama
4:45:04 PM MissBigPurple: haha. in 7th grade, a friend of mine who i was in a fight with made a comment about my mom and i had a rolled up poster board in my hand, and i straight smacked her accross the face with it!! and she didnt really say anything just turned around and then i called her a bitch and hit her on the back of the head!!!
4:45:05 PM MissBigPurple: lol
4:45:15 PM Me: LOL!
4:45:21 PM MissBigPurple: i came home and told my mom
4:45:29 PM MissBigPurple: and my mom laughed!!!
4:45:38 PM MissBigPurple: i could have gotten suspended
4:45:38 PM MissBigPurple: but
4:45:48 PM MissBigPurple: luckily she was too scared of me to tell anyone
4:45:51 PM MissBigPurple: we never talked again
4:45:52 PM Me: LOL
4:46:03 PM Me: that’s a Great story
lent loophole
2:50:52 PM Me: drink some coffee
2:50:56 PM Me: take your medicine
2:50:58 PM Me: lol
2:51:01 PM MissBigPurple: i cant. i made a promise to myself.
2:51:06 PM MissBigPurple: for lent i gave up coffee
2:51:12 PM MissBigPurple: and im hoping it will help my gerd
2:51:16 PM Me: oh
2:51:18 PM Me: damn
2:51:26 PM Me: what about an espresso soaked cookie?
2:51:34 PM MissBigPurple: Lol. i think thats OK
2:51:35 PM MissBigPurple: totally ok
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2:52:55 PM MissBigPurple: haha
2:53:08 PM MissBigPurple: i was thinking about getting some 5 hour energies. at least for tomorrow night
2:53:13 PM MissBigPurple: i want to be fuckin pumped